Monday, September 29, 2008

Oh-my-goth!



OOSH! Random Beachy pic with my bestie, Dailai Mama of the nun club, on top to greet ya.

Experimented with ''glows''. I'd get addicted to using glow effects soon. But not for corporate works lah! of coz! haha. For leisure! I love colours! When i look at them, i feel like there's butterflies in my stomach. haha. CRAZY! Experimented with another thing. Or rather, i copycated my colleague. She drank coke with salt.
And it'ssssss niceeeeeeeee..... No. doesn't taste weird at all. It's nice really!

Have u seen this site? http://www.playimaginative.com/
Another cool site!












































EEEEE. THis picture looks so CHAO AH HUAY! hahaha! u noe rite, with that ''aye..look wad look, look already beat u up then u noe man,'' kinda look. Ohh.hh..FUNKAY! haha. i like!!!






I think i still have the habit of scaring the shit outta everyone.
hahah. look wad i've found. Old gothic pictures. And oh my god! Wad was i thinking when i took myself with that CHAO AH HUAY blue hair thinngy! with that big earring as BIG AS A PING PONG BALL LAH! sound effects- *boingboing!
I was dressed as a witch for the twisted tales party the other time. ( referring to the gothic one. ) THe above one, was some drama casting for the role of an Ah lian. You know the new drama ''Ah Lian Mai Loh Ti''. yah that one! Aiyah..u don't noe meh. very famous one!

''really ah?!!!!!!!!!''
''Aiyoz! u believe ah! hahaha. Sorry, Based on my SHY character, of coz i'm afraid of
acting in front of people lah!''

Yes. I'm still into goth! One day, if u see a girl, white faced, white lips and dark eyes staring at you, piercing her eyes into your soul, THat's mio!!!!i'd bewitch you with a spell man, and posion you with Cyanide! hahaha.

My witch brew would consists of:

1. Tom Yam Soup with extra chilli.
2. And Extra Extra Chilli.
3. Not Enough. More Chilli.
4. More mushrooms.
5. And more more more everything!

Do ya like my witch brew? It's really one-of-a-kind man. The witch society kinda decided to disown me coz they kinda thought that my witch brew sucks, so now, i'm being demoted to a Fairy. Too bad for them, they can't appreciate authentic Sherrified witch brew man.

THe thing is I'm not very sure if the fairy society would kick me out or not, coz according to them, i have to like do 10 good deeds within a week to successfully become one of them. THe Fairy society needs to do Q.C check man. Hmm..lemme think wad good deeds have i done, hahaha. ACTUALLY...NUTTING LEH! HAHAHA.

Nevermind, it's okay, i'm still the president of the nun club! Unless the nunnies overthrow me! Nunnies, please make me feel WANTED then! hahaha!

- Sherry is the founder of the Nun Club which consists of sexay nuns.
Sherry Ong is that girl who always try to act sexy, u noe that girl, that irritating girl lah, who likes to dress up in weird costumes and then pout her lips then give that kinda try-to-act-sexy-but-not-at-all-kinda pose one, so annoying! then rite u noe rite! Her hair is so sucky! like Sadako! oh my god! Then rite, she forever like taking pictures of herself non-stop! Aiyoz! Ta Bo leh Ta han man! Think herself very chio izzit! Ask her to go and look at herself in the mirror lah! Oh yah, then hor, her voice rite, oh my god! So high-pitched. So whiney and irritating. I feel like stuffing potatoes into her mouth man! hahaha-----I THINK I'M GOING CRAZY. I JUZ BITCHED ABOUT MYSELF! HAHA! -

-Sherry-

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Funny airplane message!

Damn farnie! Must hear! haha!

53 thai msg 1.mp3 -

Life should be great! And I'm happy almost everyday! But To think, some ppl say tat i have no conflicts in my life. haha.
There are, of coz.
Just that, they're not important. it's not like someone has died or sth.
u noe, when u're like 21, all those small tiny stuff don't really matter that much to u.

After all, once we turn old, the thing that matters most is how we can contribute to society in a positive way. NOT things like: people comparing u with others and saying, u noe u noe ''blah blah says she is hotter blah blah'', and wanting to support u for their own private votes and all? My surprise answer was simply ''Yeah. SHe is hotness''- i don't have the habit of putting people down to up my value. I appreciate beauty. really..i appreciate these things- as in u noe the fun-fun private votes and all; u guys are great and i noe u meant well and fun! okay! thank you for support ah! But i juz don't want myself to be compared.
thankz. Wadeva visual that u like seeing now does not belong to me but to Nature, and i would have to give nature back, as in, it would be devoured by nature ( agreed with a fren ) with time. Still a long way to go, but yeah. u get the idea. So it's something only temporal and only nice for-the-moment.

There's like people who type funny messages/ comments to criticize u and all. Well, hacking into your account too? TAgging on ur blog weird comments too ( but that's not the reason why i removed the tagboard, i removed it coz too much private details were there. ) The thing is, i don't remember me offending anyone? They juz came by to try to automatically offend me? hahahaha. And wad's my say? Is there anything can i do about it? No? So hahaha. Fuck it! HEck care and enjoy life man! hahaha!

Well they're open to comment rite, freedom of speech, so why should i spend a whole day thinking about those hate comments and such. Well, at least they spent their precious time being INTO me. haha. THat calls for celebration. Plus there would always be people who are beta than u, and i appreciate and admire people who are great. Coz they motivate me to do beta. Well looks and physique are not my forte. alrite? THat's why i am capitalizing on my other abilities instead. Why do u think i stay overnite and bring home design work to do if i tot i could live on my physical appearance ( in a decent sense ) alone. There have been distractions of coz, but i noe wad my dreams really are.

A fren of 11 yrs, due to some misunderstanding about some guy she hardly knew at all told me she hates me. The thing is, based on my character, and my style, i don't call guys up, unless i have special relations with him, he's a really good close fren, or unless i promised to, or it's a missed call, or it's for something important.
Frenz who know me well, know it! Yes. My middle name is hard-to-get. But i don't act IT. I am IT. Since young i've been like that. Don't take it to offence that i juz said that, it's juz that i'm different, and it's never my style to do that. THat's all. But guys make good frenz really. Coz they're usually not that judgmental, are great company, have great music taste, and are not very likely to backstab u. I'm thankful for my great galpals as well! Lurve ya all!

So i don't really see wad about she should worry. And because i don't feel guilty of anything, i told her, it's okay if she wanna give that frenship up due to a misunderstanding. I mean, wad's there to mean if the frenship is that fragile. hahahha. Wadeva really. But i don't hate her, i thanked her for our history. And well, it could be that she really likes the guy, that was why she was reacting that way. So be it.

I already had the vibe that she didn't want me to be around that day, so i kinda made myself ''not-appear''. And i never did talk to him about anything, coz how could i, and how would i, if i can't even remember his name to start with! He's a frennly guy, someone related to my industry- creative line. But noooo, we din contact each other at all after that meeting- the meeting with her, him and me, and only once!

But oh man, i'm not that kinda girl who would snatch-guys-away or back-stab-girls to gain favour from a guy. Those actions are damn uncool man.
SHould i feel even weirder that there are girlfrenz who restrict their boyfrenz to hang out with me and don't like me even THOUGH THEY'VE NEVER SPOKEN TO ME BEFORE? Like i said, and would repeat, aiyah, wadeva lah. haha. I don't self-pity, no. Because pitying oneself is disgusting. So i don't act sad and emo to attract attention from people. Wad i can handle i'd handle, wad i can't i'd call for help. And i'd only call for help if i think i need it. I've always been an individualist. And i stay true to myself till today. My appearance may have morphed over the years, but my character stays the same. To stay strong is to believe in yourself, even when the whole world doesn't believe in you. To stay strong is to fuck care about everything and live your life like u've never lived before, and learn from ur regrets and mistakes.

At the end of the day, these things as compared to many bigger things, like my dreams, my health- which is not very good; are really the things that should matter at all yeah. hahah. I would like to sing ''HEy Sarah Sarah, wadeva will be will be'' to those trival stuff. And i give more damn about people who give a damn about me being alive or dead.

Sometimes when u have a bloody difficult moment with yourself, a terrible moment, and flashes of things that matter to you came to your mind, u think about the people who really matter to u. And i guess God arranged these scary events, which happened to me, to remind me to appreciate life and to appreciate the people who really cared whether i'm alive or dead. THat's why i'm living my life like every sec matters to me. I mean during those moments, u won't go like ''i'm so glad that i have so many compliments, but now i'm suffering like shite!'', u'd probably be thinking....''how can i solidly help myself in times like this.''

Bigger things to worry about. PEACE. I urge people to cherish their lives and fully utilize their youth! Not bother about things that don't really matter at all at the end of the day. Think about those few names that u would speed-dial when u're in trouble/ when u know u're gonna have ur last breath. Those are the people who really matter.


Great weekends ahead! : ) And I'm happy today as well! Despite everything!


-Sherry-

Thursday, September 25, 2008

The Nose reminds me of Tree Branch! ( in a positive way! )

my pictures first! The pictures damn pixelated i noe! hah!





okay..then proceed here! hahaha! ( shameless sherry! )


Lurve the beaded pink strap. Lovely Joan gave it to me. She knows that it's ''soooo me''! haha. Still crazzy over corsets and aiming to get them next week! Saw some at Tangs that are absolutely gorgeous!!!

Gotta go! Rushing for some work! Nitez!

HAHA. TODAY ENTRY CHOP CHOP FINISH!

Angel- ''Silence is Golden''
Sherry- ''Yes. Agreed''

AND IT'S NOT VERY LIKELY FOR ME TO BE SILENT. So Today's the day man, that i keep my big mouth close and do my friggin work! THankz Angel! ( oh my god! do u think i'm crazy!!!!! I juz created a character named ''Angel'' outta the blue! haha! )

One thing is for sure.....I've got a hidden talent! * wink wink*
Self-entertainment! Tat's something quite hard to achieve okay, alrite, yo!

OH MY GOD! I GOT SOMETHING MORE TO SAY!

Today got fire drill, and i still took my own friggin time to move down the stairs! hahah. And rite! i saw this man with damn sharppppp nose man. U noe rite, if got one bird fly by rite and sit on top of his nose (like TREE BRANCH! ), I BET THE BIRD WON'T FALL OFF! Coz it's so sharp and looks stable! hahaha! okay..damn random rite! Aiyo! People's nose so sharppp i damn jealous CAN!!!! Chinese somemore! So rare! Can compete with the House of Humor's witch's fake toy nose man! haha. kidding!

okay! Bye!



-Siao Char Bor !Sherry-

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The REBRANDING OF SHERRY ONG. Do i look least a bit teacherish?

I lurve to talk crap but this is the most not out-of-point crap i'd be talking about so far. lalala~ hahaha.

Branding Exercise is labeled: SOMZLEMNIZATION. ( aye..cool boh?! I NOE IT IS! HAHAH! )

Branding strategy: Morphing a ''wild'' brand image into a ''mild'' brand image within a day; to market to the appropriate target audience. To achieve positive brand recognition with its current revamped brand identity. To enagage in a crusade with the sole purpose of efficiently solving ''the infinity problem''----( too many ''brands'' around! haha! ) To enable the branding exercise to be on-going, and for-good, not run-of-the-mill. ( cannot say ''tak bo leh tahan!'' haha! )

Current brand profile looks like this:
Brand archetype: The Jester, The Explorer, The Outlaw
Brand slogan: ''Think Sherry. Think Funny!'' hahah! ( Sounds like ''monkey see, monkey do!'' )



After re-branding, Brand profile:
Brand archetype: The Regular Girl/ The Care-giver / The Creator
Brand slogan: ''Think Sherry. Think Nunny!''






hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rebranding of Sherry Ong.

Mission: To create a brand that portrays the modern ''Good girl'' in societal's terms. To strengthen this brand name and promote it as having all the positive traits in societal's modern definition of a morally upright, focused, driven, transparent brand-name.

Brand identity: Brand must be perceived as conservative, serious, puritanical. Visual aspect ( always in layers and layers of clothings, following the strict colour-palette chart of grey, black and white in the brand manual. )

Brand logo: Brand logo should be adopted from ''The Nun Club's'' current logo. Following the pantone colour chart of pink, blue and black. Please refer to colour restrictions in the brand manual.

Brand image/ Brand personality- key words- Serious but fun-lurving at times, ( though rigid most of the time. ) independent, women of few words- ''actions speak louder than words.'', very conservative in mind and appearance. Brand personality would be strengthened with constant bombardment of discussions of serious matters generated by Brand itself. ( like senseless techno music. ''bombardment'' of irritating noise- brand's voice! haha! ) Would tap into New Media as a convenient platform as well.

Brand promise: To always be punctual for everything, to adopt a serious approach in anything and deliver important tasks. To be always puritanical in front of everyone.
Not to condone nonsense and rubbish, but talk about important issues in society.

Brand value: Higher than current ''Brand value''. However, brand's market value would start to decline with time after 5 years. Brand is at its PEAK age currently.

Target Audience- Serious people.


HAHAHAHAHA! HEY ANYWAY, DON'T TAKE THOSE WORDS SERIOUSLY! Was juz talking crap! haha.
BUT THERE IS INDEED A REBRANDING EXERCISE GOING ON for myself, by me! FOR THE BETA! u'd see!

* and my indigestion problems were due to over-dosage of Tom Yam Soup and coffee! hahah. probably a little bit of alcohol's contribution too.

-Sherry- Creating brands thru' out the years!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Old School and my Funkay memories!

''Belated'' pix at Zouk. 2 different days! haha.




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and....
previously, i mentioned about a hacker from my imeen music account.





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The choir teacher, ( story below! ) looked something like this! NO JOKE! haha!






Theme was Old school right. Yar..haven got hold of the pics yet. haha.

Was looking thru my fren's pictures during kindergarten, Primary School, College and Uni. And i was thinking...oh man....her pics are so cute and loveely! and Sweet!
And then, i tot about me and my younger days! oh my god! I was such a trouble-maker!

My memoriez:

Kindergarten- Placed my legs on the table, and my mum gotta go down to the sch to talk to my teacher- Then refused to sing when there's some singing test going on-and then....My maid had to go down to school to collect my consent forms, worksheets, wadeva coz i would crumple up everything while stuffing them into my bag. So i had a nick-name. It was called ''Kiam Chai''- everything you give me, i would crumple it up! haha! INSTANT ONE- ''Now u give me! Now i crumple it!''

Primary School
- Got kicked out of the Drama Competition coz i refused to smile for them and do those silly actions for them- Thought damn uncool man! And yes, teachers commented on my ''guai lan'' face too. I din like to smile and no one could make me smile then!

Secondary School- In the ''late comers'' club- late beyond redemption. So every other day, i have to stand in front of the whole school! First two years, i was damn loud and din wanna study properly, then one day one angel fell down from heaven and went like, ''Sherry if u're not gonna study properly, u'd be called a Bimbo!'' So...i screamed, ''No no no! Cannot Cannot! I don't wanna be seen as stupid!'' hahaha. And then...the next 2 years i became a nerd. Studied like mad man. Studied till it din even matter if the sky's gonna fall or not. THankz to that Angel man! ''Thank u angel!''

And then rite, i got accepted into choir, but i tot the teacher was damn weird- she said...''imagine there's a fishball in your mouth and sing, and then she went to stand on the piano chair right after leh. HEy..actually rite, tell u hor, her hair reminds me of Mozart! Damn cool rite?! Yah...and i quit coz 1., i thought the teacher is damn weird, 2., i prefer to sing pop songs. I don't wanna sing songs like ''Have yourself a Merry Christmas. '' and ''Sama Sama Berha ju ke da pa!'' ( aiyah. forgot how to spell already lah! )

Yah..then I joined band, and they did play nice songs like ''Breathless'' and ''It's my life.'' I played the alto saxophone last time, and i really lurved it to bits man! Was totally hardworking lah, brought back the instrument almost every week to practise! i was very stressed then too, coz i tot i couldn't afford to be that slack after they made me section leader. i mean would be damn sia suay if can't play properly in front of my juniors man! So i worked harder after that. ---My other partner could play way beta than me, but i guess it was coz i was hanging and joking around a little more frequently that was y they gave me tat post. She's really talented and could guide me really well!

The other time i attended my junior's band concert ( she joined Tpband, haha. i din! I'm like so slack rite! ) and watched her playing her solo, i was so proud of her man! Really wowed the audience! She could play amazingly well! And she's only like 18/19 and the head of her section already!

Pre- College
( first 3 months ) - Crashed into my fren's school, and made frenz with her classmates, and recruited more people to ponteng with me at my school! hahah! Yah...so we were all PON-STARS then! hahaha. And the best thing was that, i crashed into her school, and was late even, and we got caught for colourful socks....And then and then....i had to write down my name and IC on the ''latecomers list''----i think i gave myself a name like Lily something or wad! THe name was damn retarded lah! i think i got chased outta the school once, and right after that, i fell into the drain. ( omg! So paiseh! Got 3 students behind! ) So i tried to act cool by not screaming or anything, one leg fell into the drain right, PICK IT RIGHT UP WITH STYLE MAN!

hahah. I went back to her school again!, omg! Her classmates managed to smuggle me in! hahaha! One said, he considered me as their official classmate already. hahah. Part of the class! hahaha!

College- My shoes got confiscated coz i wore this 95 percent blue shoes to school, I got caught for my entire ''appearance''- my earrings got confiscated, my shoes got confiscated, ( and wad i wore? ----for punishment, i had to wear this damn uncool Bata Sporty shoes! oh my god! Bata u noe! The ''Buy and throw away'' Bata! And it's so bulky lah! ) she din like my hair either, plus my rubberband was too colourful and bright! And my uniform had problems too- the skirt and drawstring! yes! And think my socks too man. So it's like whole body all got problems man! oh man..And plus i was always late, so i had to go for detention like twice every week!!!!! In the end, she gave me back my shoes, and i bought this still-acceptable pair of shoes- the adidas graffiti one. i like! SHe told me, ''Even your new shoes gotta be so special.''

And oh my god, i remember throwing my bag over the fence and crawling in and outta the ''secret place'' to escape school man, and when i was late!!! The annoying grass kept getting stucked to my skirt. haha. okay! i'm not going to write everything here! But..there were much more stories about ''those days''!! haha.

And can u believe it?! I joined lifeguard last time coz i wanted to slack! By right, i should have joined band and continued with the sax. Anyhow i realised that that cca wasn't slack at all. And I Gotta do a lot of push-ups and sit ups after laps, Do till my leg got big blue-blacks man! hahah! Damn farnie lah!

Poly- YAY! i've finally grown up and changed! No problems with me at all! I'm so proud of myself!!!!!! This would carry on for the years and years to come!!!!!

Wad memories man. How farnie!!!!! Can't believe that i was sucha Crazy girl in the past! I'm glad i'm much more Sane and normal now! I'm so glad i'm still alive today!!!!! haha. I lurve u God!!!!

-!Sherry- ( ''!'' was inspired by the !KungBushman. )

HEY ANYWAY- u noe the song ''Yue Liang Dai Biao Wo de Xin''---haha. THE EXACT translation in English is ''The Moon represents My love.'' hahah. Aye my translation abilities damn pro one u noe!!!!! I was trying to translate the lyrics for fun. Coz i was thinking of songs popular back in the 50s/ 60s! Thankz to the choir teacher! ( She reminded me of the 50/60s ) Then i got bored, so i searched it on imeen, haha..and tadah..the Kenny G's version of it! Damn nice though!
haha! I miss the Sax! Haven been playing it for years!!!!!

Half-way translating: oh my god! i think i'm spoiling the song! It was damn nice before i translated and sang it myself! I do not do the song justice! hahahahah!

My translation skills:

You asked me, how deep i love u,
I love u forever and forever!
You go ask and ask,
You go think and think.
THe moon represents my love!

I gotta go back to the office today! Coz i really want this new project badly!


The Moon Represents My Heart - Kenny G

Saturday, September 20, 2008

my new slip-dress



















































This green one's quite nice too! Bought a satinny purple one from them the other time. ( the purple one beside. ) The old school costume party is today. haha. Got the dates mixed up! Think i'd be going as a teacherr instead. haha! Aiyah...see how first lah!

Oh yah, there's this drink at Zouk called ''Hot and Sticky''. I almost drank it yesterday. Had in mind that it is POTENTIALLY LETHAL. So, i then decided not to drink it at all. Coz i heard about 'em drunk stories and all, and i was like thinking, ''oh man, no ways for that! Getting drunk would be SO UNGLAM!!!!!''
DON'T DRINK it if u think you would not be able to handle it! They say it consists of 7 different shots of liquor! The drink is orangey in colour. Fren's really great at drinking though!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Arghhh!



What happens when you've got 3 advertisements and other graphics to rush within a day.
Cannot finish, Stay overnight in the office! First time! Haha. I was singing ''Jing Tian Bu Hui Jia'' in the office! hahaha!

And when another colleague arrived this morning, she was like, ''Hey u still sound so energetic!'' CHOY CHOY CHOY! I was damn tired okay!

I was like, ''My voice wad! THat one cannot change one!''-----i got a naturally, damn high-pitched, loud voice, naturally whiny voice, ( not i choose one wad! ), So even if i'm tired or wad, it still sounds sharp! ( some say sweet! *winkwink!*---shameless SHerry! haha! aye Got justification one!---i did well in telemarketing! hahahah! SHAMELESS BITCH! )

When I was 16 I was told I sounded 8, when I'm 21, I am told I sound 16! Which is a total contrast to my Chao Lao appearance!

Yes.
Can u believe it, i actually went back at like around 10 only, this morning! The Exec and I stayed over to rush for the project! Luckily, we're close frenz too, if not i'd be so bored and sad being the only soul who's rushing for work like mad! Luckily my programmes din crash or anything man! If not i'd screammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

And I was like telling her something really random, while walking to get my coffee. I was like, ''I miss my dog!'' hahahah! So LAME!


But i'm generally not very happy with the designs, though i tried my best to make them look as ''not ugly'' as possible. Let's see how feedback goes man! Alarmark! I was thinking to myself, if look like shit die man! How am i going to justify to my bosses that this was done with ''hardwork!'' So i was telling myself, ''It can't look ugly! It can't look ugly!''

I think i was so stressed, when the other designer, way more senior than me; tried to help, i was like telling him ''I don't noe man, i think i'm going to die today.''
hahahah. And i din noe he was actually looking at the screen and trying to figure out wad could be improved on. Coz my eyes were totally focused on the com, and then when he start to speak again suddenly, i kena shocked leh!

I was so tensed, i juz kept staring at my com and clicking away. Yah. I almost wanted to throw the keyboard away today! Got watch the ''King of Gamblers'' that show, yah...like u noe, throw the keyboard away with SUAVE and STYLE man! Sound effects ( ''SHoom SHoom!'' ) hahah.


I'm glad i'm given this entire day to rest man! Okay Bye!!!!!!

OH MY GOD. AND I LURVE MISS SWAN! I WANNA BE HER! HAHAHA! THE VIDEOS ARE FREAKIN' FUNNY! HAHA!

''My mother is Spanish. But my father is from Space!''-Miss Swan.
hahah!






-Rested but still not enough!, SHerry!-