TO CHANGE MY IMAGE! There's a reason why some wife on facebook added me LOOKING FOR HER HUSBAND! i mean like wad?????!!! But i wished her well lah. AS in, i mean seriously, i dislike men who give their wives problems man. If i ever get married ( i don't think i ever will! ) , i don't want kids man. If i have kids, and my husband has an affair, i'd be so dead lah! If i don't have kids yet, at least i can kick that unfaithful baboon down the stairs, throw durians and rambutans at him, spray electro colours. ( oohhhh funkay i like! ) PAINT ALL OVER HIS HEAD!, hire like 10 fierce German Sherpards to handle him, and then go lead my own life! Before that i'd turn to him and sing, ''Don't cha wish your future wife is as SIAO AS ME! Duncha!'' whee! At least THE SEXY NUN SOCIETY would still accept me! haha! ( oh man! i shouldn't say this! Now everyone's afraid of me! hahah! SHerry! Scary! )
I think i gotta give him a 5 years probational period first. After 5 years, then confirm. hahahahahaha! *siao! U noe rite,i'm such a goody-two-shoes! During my free time i like to throw tupperware parties, sew ''home sweet home'' sweaters for kids, teach kids that ''you must not curse and swear too much, if not u're END UP IN HELL,'' and also do charity work! Then other than that, i hang out at libraries reading recipe books coz u noe, i really wanna learn how to cook for people!!! I wanna make the whole world smile!!!!!Other than that, I love baking cookies for people, and also going for self-improvement seminars! I'd take notes all the time u noe!
Anyway, i don't think anyone believe lah huh. hahahaha. omg. If u believe wad i said above, u're THE BEST! But the part about some wife looking for her husband and me wishing some wife well is true.
* I'm trying to squeeze previous posts into 1 single post! hahah. So here's the compilation so far!
Cool graphics! :
( credits: DJ Savali, Paris )
Check out his other cool awesome! graphics and music at http://www.myspace.com/djsavali
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Updates! :
( credits: www.rocksellout.com )
My current favourite song! haha! Yeah..i noe I change my favourite song and favourite style of fashion every week! haha! But, my selection of my favourite type of food and my favourite people never change! And hey....this would be my favourite blog! (link below! )
Here! It's really great! Trust me! : )
http://www.dimmakers.blogspot.com/
great dj - the ting tings
*** please help to auto-translate when u're sending me msges/comments ( even when u're scolding me! haha! ) using a foreign language.Chinese too! hahaha!Best no-frills solution, use English! haha!******
U could always count on Aunt Agony Sherry to distress! hahahaha!
Example of auto-translation: ( i think it's russian. haha. )
I realise i've been blogging for about 1 year already! I think my first entry was generated during Near-End of October 2007! haha. Yes, i din blog earlier coz i din see what's the purpose of telling people wad i do everyday. I was like thinking, who on earth would be interested to know my reports of wad i do everyday? Then i realise i din have to blog like it's a diary, i can actually blog to self-entertain or entertain close frenz or anyone who is interested with my silly lame-ass words, ( Coz anyway, i talk a lot in life too! haha! ) or WEIRD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO ME.
My feedback was that, people laugh like hell when they were reading. I just believe in staying true to myself, coz i don't wanna fake some intellectual topics to talk about, or be hu i'm really not. I don't want to ''prove'' things that people ask me to prove, there's like so many people on earth, why would i give a shit about wasting my time proving things to every human being on earth. Well, if it adds value to my life, i might, if it doesn't then well too bad, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! hahahah! KISS MY ASS AND SAY BYE BYE! haha! i believe in being happy myself, and i've stopped talking to people or going out with people who make me feel bad about myself. To tell u the truth, sometimes when i talk to these people, i feel like pointing my middle finger at them, or planting bombs behind their asses. Sometimes i feel like having an evil bitch fit and then shout at them, ''Hey Kids, Don't mess with me man, if not i'd make sure u go home and cry to ur mamas!'' Now u noe, i'm SELDOM SAD, ALWAYS ANGRY. hahahaha!
My blog's voice, is my personality itself. And yes, there were people, think 1 or 2, who messaged me sth like, ''Are there more to you, other than those many many pictures that I see'' So well, yes,there's more to me. But i'd only show ''more to me'' when i FEEL LIKE IT,haha, and if it's worth it! haha! Everything is subjective lah, but thankz for ur appreciation so far dudes and babes! Okay, so stay that way man, Just Keep laughing!
( in life, i'm the same, but wait till u see THE COMBINED POWER OF my CRAZZZZZZZZZZYYYY NUNS! With them, oh my god! U can just fall flat on the floor man! ) haha! Anyway, thankz for reading my gibberish stuff so far man! Stay Crazy!!!
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I'm sorry..i noe i'm a messy person. But i don't really like to start with Today, i met who and who, i ate Cabbage, Rambutan, Durian then i went shopping, then after that i went to bed, then after that i woke up and then i met Ah Ong, Ah Gao and Hellokitty, ate Rambutan again. Then suddenly, i saw a small bird up on the sky and i felt damn emo...so i started to sing emo songs......then etc etc etc....that kinda structured style lah. I wish i could do that, but i think i'm kinda lazy? So, i just type wadeva random things i feel like typing lah hor.
MY NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS:
1. TO PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO EVERYTHING!
2. TO BE AN ANGEL.
3. TO NOT WASTE TIME ON STUPID THINGS AND NOT TALK TO PEOPLE WHO WASTE MY TIME! ( SUCKER!---I CALLED MYSELF THAT! HAHAHA)
4. TO FALL IN LOVE WITH MYSELF. I THINK I DON'T LOVE MYSELF ENOUGH MAN. hahaha. I haven't proposed TO MYSELF yet! hahahaha! Imagine
Sherry: ''will u marry me?''
Sherry: ''Yes Yes! And i'd take care of you forever and ever more, wack your stupid head when u say something stupid, and throw you into the drain when u do something useless! On top of that, i'd camwhore with you forever even though u look so damn CHAO LAO when u're only 21!!!!!!'' ( i juz invented my own pledge )
5. TO ACHIEVE MORE!
6. TO LEARN TO SHUT UP AND LISTEN.
8. TO MAKE MY DOG LOVE ME. IT'S QUITE HARD TO ACHIEVE HIS AFFECTION YOU KNOW. HAAHA. But i think he's kinda gay man. HE seems to like guys more.
9. TO SET UP MY OWN SATAY STALL. It would be called
SOMZ SATAY ORGANIZATION. - hahah. like secret society gang hor?
10. To eat lesser so that I won't look like a BALLOON. I DON'T really mind looking like a Stick.
Actually No 1., No 3. and No 5. are real. THe rest are crap. hahaha.
Are u actually reading this? U know those chain mails that go like:
Send this to 10-15 people and press Alt 4 and your crush's name will appear!
Send this to 0 people and you would suffer from no dates for life!
***SOUND EFFECT: ''OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!'' *****
Kinda thing! The format of the things i've typed reminds me of that kinda format man.
Oh man..AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY SEND THOSE STUFF u noe, and post them on different online mediums. hahah. So people juz type some random stuff like for e.g, ''A story about me'' and they type the ''send this to blah blah blah'' thing and people actually OBEY THEM, and provide them free advertisements. And they expect like their ''crushes''' name to just automatically pop OUT AFTER THEY'VE DONE THE DEED OF POSTING to every medium.
It's really QUITE AMAZING how the STATIONARY Words on the web CAN CONVINCE people that they have some sort of POWER MAN. Like Shoom SHoom!!!!A mist of POWERFUL LIGHT WOULD FLY BY their screens, and Then suddenly like boomshakalakahue! ALIBABA POP OUT FROM NOWHERE AND GRANT THEIR WISHES MAN. Wah....Song boh?! haha.
I'd just put my 2 favourite pictures posts together, so that it would prevent pic-loading-hanging! 1st part- New Year. 2nd part- Zoukout!
hahaha.
My favourite new tank..Black tank Below! Joan gave it to me! It was Jolly-o-Fun at Dempsey House yesterday! But the Craziest part was that we participated in a for-fun catwalk contest together, in pairs. Deyfan and Jansen came in first for the contest, and they won 300 bucks worth of spa-esprit, Dempsey dining vouchers ( brown boxes below ), While Joan and me came in 2nd for the same contest and we won 250 bucks worth of Taka shopping vouchers. ( brown boxes below ) And the 3rd prize was given to us too, i think coz of our spontaneousness. haha. Whee shopping! !!!!! Hahaha. Can't believe that we were so ON and actually participated in that man! It was crazeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! hahahhaha!
Thanks for the pictures! : )
That's a new top and some new goldeneeey bangles. If u like these type of clothes ( i meant these type of ''prepared to put loads of hollywood tape''---YES! I VERY VERY CAREFUL ONE! HAHAHAH! if u wear them alone, clothes! hahaha! ) - u can get them from Kai, and chaos. That's the back of the top. The front portion....looks like ''below.'' I won't wear that alone though! Too outrageous! hahaha!
Therefore...i'm really wondering how much tape they gotta put on her ( kylie minogue in can't get you outta my head. ), also my favourite gal, coz she must move and dance and all in that plunging tiny dress! hahah!
( credits: music.aol.com )
Very Last minute decision to go! hahaha.Initially i really wanted to but u noe lah! it always dies down after weeks pass and yah lah, there were other commitments as well! So unprepared. i haven't been ''training'' for abs for the past few months! hahaha!
Had a really really bad headache that day that was why i din stay till 8am. And oh my god, damn hot too! i mean the weather! haha. No no, wasn't becoz of the drinks, i drank a bit only, i already had some headache during noon time, i think perhaps it was due to the stress from the''important things'' i had to settle the past few days. haha. Accumulated stress! But i really really love the company! The fun-fun people! I wished i was more energetic that day! hahaha. I think i was quite tired out from my other events and obligation earlier- was doing some data organization and went down for my godmother's birthday too. And last min AGAIN, i rushed down to raffles city to get her a gift. I'M SUCH A LAST MIN PERSON! i din really noe wad to get for her so i bought for her an estee lauder perfume gift pack set. i think estee lauder is appropriate for matured women rite? Clinique, Escada, Anna Sui's like more for our age group? Gucci's/Issey Miyake's scent seems to cater to both.
I bumped into Karen! Prettae Doe-eyed Karen! La-selle student if i remember correctly!
Singapore is so small, u bump into people u noe everytime u go out man! Especially in town and clubs! hahaha.
We just kept walking, and looking at each other, walking and looking at each other.
And gesturing- like the ''trying to recall kinda gesture''.
So i finally walked up to her! And we exchanged,
''U look very familiar!!!!!!!!!!!I think i have acquainted with u before. Wad's ur name?!'' kinda greetings. ---hey no no no! dun get it wrong! i noe wad u're thinking! that's not a pick-up line! And i'm not a pick-up artist! hahaha. i don't pick people up! hahahah! Maybe only animals! Coz when i see cute animals, i would be very excited! hahaha! i would go like ''ohhh! so cute so cute!'' hahaha. ONLY ANIMALS HUH! So next time, please carry Huskies and Doggies along with u! hahaha! Fills my heart with butterflies!
But usually, i juz ignore the owners and look at their dogs! hahahahahaha! Kidding lah!
-Sherry-
