Like i mentioned in my previous post, the most dangerous species on earth is the subtle bitch.
Here is how to spot the subtle bitch. VERY ACCURATE! HIGHLY INFORMATIVE! HAHA!
1. She spends her whole life hiding behind her monitor screen like a friggin' mouse gathering all the information she can find about the rich, famous, and beautiful. Not to admire their beauty or whatsover, but to
criticize them. For those with great bodies, she would call them sluts or bimbos . ( C' ON MAN. PEOPLE GOT THE FIGURE TO FLAUNT IT. THEY HAVE IT. THEY HAVE TOTALLY PG-RATED PICTURES, HENCE THEY ARE DOING NOTHING WRONG. WE NORMAL FOLKS WITH AVERAGE LOOKS AND BODIES CAN NEVER HAVE THE ABILITY TO DO SO, *actually..maybe can lah! We can always use SlimFit!!!! ; ) ding ding! ( sound effects! ) ( *i'm only joking. pls don't scold me for wishful-thinking *) .Fu Fang Ling is damn hot there! btw! haha! )SO WE SHOULD JUST LIVE IN OUR OWN TINY WORLDS, TAKE OUR OWN TINY PICTURES, SHARE THEM WITH OUR OWN TINY GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE INTERESTED IN US, AND BE HAPPY WITH WHAT WE HAVE LAH. HAHA. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? And if they can afford the time and money to party their lives away and all....good for them. They are rich enough to do so. We should just be happy that at least we are still given the opportunities to work and breathe, and earn our own keep. Being ordinary has its cons anyway. Like if you wanna stab a bitch right, you can successfully stab the person during the ''STABBING MOMENT'' ( dang dang dang dang- sound effects! haha ). coz in between, while you're walking....nobody would come and disturb u one....haha.nah..kidding! If later, too many people know you right, you'd go like ''Alamark, i miss the best angle to stab her leh! I still need to stab her and then take a picture of me stabbing that bitch and pasting on my blog man! people complain boring leh. SO I NEED TO CREATE MORE DRAMA! AH HUH! ; ) alamark, too bad lah hor.... i can't help having my fans lah. Aiyah...cannot lah cannot lah...i need my most Glam shot at stabbing her man. Next time then stab. Go back and plan again! teehee!)
For those with beautiful faces, she secretly hopes to find out more about their qualifications. Or she go around searching for other pictures of her so as to compare whateva photoshopped and wadeva non-photoshopped. Aiyah..people wanna photoshop their face to cat to dog to mouse, we care so much for wad. They happy can lah. People look photogenic in pictures but you don't think they look the same in life, who gives a bloody fuck? They get paid a lot to do photoshoots. That is their job. And if they're good in photoshop, good for them... Maybe they intend to go into the digital imaging line... just practicing only wad. who knows one day they become world-famous for that man. It makes her very happy if she can find a flaw or two...in them. Actually, reality is that she can't even get close enough to them to even kiss their asses. I'm sorry lah. i know the way i talk is quite politically incorrect, but i've been politically correct for too long yah...so it's time to go back to being Sherry again. hahaha. It's like i'm damn sick of being UnSherry lorx. Yah...
that's why i've been tired also. Coz i've been UnSherry for too long. I'm sorry lah, the truth is i'm not a very nice girl k. muahahaha. The Biatch is Back! haha. So stay away from me kids. Your mamas and dadas won't want you to mix with me. But the thing is that i'm hardworking lah. Other than that, i really don't think that i got any positive points lah. oh..wait...actually one more good thing about me which i'm proud of is that i'm very good at self-entertainment. hahaha.
Okay okay..back to my lovely storli,
Actually, secretly, she wants to hog the limelight as well,
but she knows that she can never get there, hence she chooses to slam these people down.
Like the ''What you can't have, you can't let people enjoy having either.''
Then you wonder in your heart, why does she choose to know so much about these people and then get bitter about them. So every small little thing she can find to say about them,
she would cheerfully bitch... every opportunity to jump at to bitch about them, she would gladly ''participate'' also. haha. Sheng jing bing one leh, like damn sadistic one norh. hahah.
aye really leh. Sheng jing bing one leh. hahaha! Siao ah! Damn EXTRA ONE LORX! Damn nothing better to do one leh! hahahaha!
okay okay..then wait wait wait..still got some more!! haha.
2. okay...Then....She knows these beautiful folks are too high-up-there. ( i mean seriously wad. We normal people should just stay in our normal caves and do our normal things lah. hahah. And lead a peaceful normal life and be happy lor. And be nuns! hahahaha! ) So after she gets sick of comparing herself with all these too-high-up-there people. she starts to compare herself with you- an ordinary girl, a struggling student ( haha! And u go like! ''AIYAH I JUST WANNA STUDYYYYYYYYYY! LEAVE ME ALONE! HAHAHA! ), who is not at all up there, probably knows that you're not really that great, but still happy with that and quite comfortable in your own skin to be a shameless camwhore also lah. haha. I mean..we gotta be happy with wad we have lah...We're really quite fortunate lah. Got two hands, two legs, can work, can study. But of course, she praises you sky-high lah, but behind your back, you really don't wanna know what you heard about yourself. you see...she would never make herself seem like she's backstabbing about you, like i say...she's a subtle bitch....
The things she say...oh my god. Can really make you feel like you wanna stuff 20 chillies into her bloody big mouth. She knows that you trusts her, ( or don't trust? maybe can be random person also lah. Random person that u don't trust....but don't noe why they like to bitch about u. haha.- okay this one even more ULTIMATE SIAO! hahaha. It's like..u can't even be bothered about them, and they come and AUTO pop out to find trouble with u. hahah. Actually very funny leh...like macam ''TRANSFORMERS'' ( ding ding!- sound effect ). Now u see the angel, next u see the devil! Then suddenly switch back to angel! hahaha! okay lah..actually quite funny lah. haha. ) hence she would create the ''oh..i wanna make her feel bad....but i don't wanna make it so obvious kinda effect'' , she's really not happy with good news about you, if there's a chance to say nasty things about you, she would jump at the chance. But of coz, in front of you, she says all the best things in the world about you. And says that she's really really happy for your progression. She's a secret aggressive competitor.
Because she knows that you are within her league, and she can compare herself with you. And she can win you in many areas.. and that would make her damn happy! haha! You feel like just telling her, ''Aiyah..okay lah okay lah..u're the most BEAUTIFUL CREATURE on earth lah okay....okay lah okay lah...u're the hottest, prettiest, most voluptuous thing on earth lah okay. Aiyah...okay lah.i'm no-one compared to your greatest highness lah. okay lah okay lah! u're a goddess lah! okay okay lah! u're the best lah! Not only in Singapore, but in Milan, Christmas Island and all over the world lah! okay? okay?'' happy happy happy? hahaha! happy right! ah..okay! So shut up! hahaha! I don't noe lah..it's like sometimes really quite funny one loh. It's like you gotta tell stupid lies to a subtle bitch to make her shut up.
Like if i know i'm fat and all, i jolly well go do my running lah, why do i bother asking the whole world whether am i fat or not, and then secretly hoping that ''Come everyone would say i'm the best!'' hahahaha! and then live in the delusion that i'm not and continue eating potato chips and drinking milo. hahaha! it's like sometimes really funny one lor. hahaha. alarmark....i think after that everyone need to face the sky and say, ''God please forgive me for telling lies, i would continue to ''Hallelujah'' but sometimes i can't be very truthful coz people would later think that i'm being bad. Then later, sakali they prepare a whole group of people to hantam me coz i say the truth, then i die leh. I cannot die! i still wanna study! My mummy daddy want me to study properly also! My kor kor Jie Jie also want me to do well! My dog still need me to count his fur! My auntie still want me to eat her fish bee-hoon!''
3. She praises you sky-high all the time. Something is really wrong with that lah.... But you won't sense it lah....it's till you get to know about the things she has said about you....from other people...and you go like ''woah...that's something new in a whole different angle!'' hahaha.
it's quite amusing actually. Actually quite good also lah....She can be really creative in her own right. hahaha.
4. She makes herself sound damn inferior..actually no lah....she secretly doesn't feel so.
In fact, in her heart, she's secretly comparing you with herself again and she feels happy that
at least she can be better than you in some way or another. And she wants to make you feel bad that you are comfortable in your own skin. So she wants to drag you down as well. If you can't be bothered, she would do anything to create ''politics'' among u and your better-looking-than you-friends. Just so that she can make you see that even if she can't make you feel that she is way better than you, there are way too many people who are better than you. And then she hopes that you people would just hate each other so much, and then give up on your friendships. And that would make her very happy. To see trouble booming. To be the ''mouse'' to create ''politics'' in a subtle fashion. Coz now the whole world thinks that they are below each other. And that makes her happier. wah lau...whole day compare here compare there..not tired ah? What she don't know is that friends among friends can't be even be bothered, because they genuinely feel happy for each other's success and are proud of each others' appearances despite anything. Why? Coz they are genuine friends, they wanna see each other shine, they are not secretly planning against things to make their friends feel small. They sincerely want their friends to do well. And they are generous with their comments because they genuinely feel so.
Okay. so remember to beware of the subtle bitch. i mean like...okay lah...every one have their bitchy sides lah..but for me i only bitch about people who choose to step on my toes lah.I'm sorry, there's no time to be a cry-baby. u gotta give the bitch her taste of what it feels to offend Sherry Ong, Da Jie Tou! muahahahaha. Kidding! Kidding! Relax! For people who have never offended me, i just leave them alone man.
oh shit man...i need to study and do my work now! But yah lah. Beware of subtle bitches!
haha. Happy sunday! Let's all ''Hallelujah'' today lah....Damn upseting one leh. Everyday hear negative things. hahaha. Aiyah, everyone should just live in a bubble lah. hahahaha!
okay, my next few days i'm really gonna be on M.I.A due to work commitments and also
cos my exams are nearing. I just hope to really enjoy myself at work. : )
Studying and working can be tough, But still can lah. If i was working as a full-time designer...cannot...coz the timings are irregular. Hence working part-time, i still can cope.
But of coz we can't miss Halloween rite! teehee! Can't wait for Halloweeeeeenyyyyyy! I love Halloween! I think my frenz can laugh at me lah....one whole year say wanna learn dance,
until now still haven't learn yet. Haiyah..anyway..i think now i old already. bones also too weak to dance lah. I need more Anlene Milk! hahaha! I mean, it would be great to learn as an extra skill for events lah. But i did tot of taking Joanie's suggestion to play the sax again lah. Then i won't have to learn the basic skills again. Won't be like start from scratch and all...Quite tedious n tiring to start from scratch lah. Just that i would need to get a sax myself this time round coz i'm no longer in band so not provided. Think i got some scores with me still. need to find. Haiyah..you see me lah...forever want to do this do that...then forever never do. alarmark. haiyah..k lah. i'm going back to do my work liao. Write one essay write whole day still haven't finish. hahaha. I really love the black dress Joanie gave me! My pattern one! tight tight my favourite! hahaha!
love,
!Sherry!
