Okay. i know. i'm pretty good with self-entertainment, hence here are some tips for you if you would like to learn how to indulge in your own form of -self-entertainment too! Guaranteed to work perfectly fine man!
Sherry's Tips on how to live in your own world and totally be happy in it!!!!!! Very effective!!!!!! Extremely POSITIVE! Very Tough world out there, hence we must always know how to keep ourselves happy and take shit with a pinch of salt rite! : )
1. Never Never Never publicize verbally or in written form, any form of good news you have for yourself. People hate to read about any form of good news or good progression about yourself. Even then, they hope to find out any form of flaw in the good news and that would make them happy if they've found flaws. Even if no flaws are being found, they may have the talent to fabricate stories. If you happen to hear them, best is to keep mum, stop your brain from processing the information, do not reflect emotions like a robot!!! And do not even bother explaining yourself! hahaha! A waste of utter time! hahaha! They would always be more interested to hear shit that has happened to you or your suffering. The more suffering you have, the happier they are! hahahahaha! Hence keep all good news extremely low-profiled if you can control it. So before you start to publicize any good news, please knock your head on a solid metal table 10 times! okay...example like if i tell u rite:
1. ''Wah lau..Tell u ah! She damn good at doing this doing that leh...she's living well. blah blah blah blah.''
You'll probably be like....''haiyah..so? What has it got to do with me?''
''oh- B-O-R-I-N-G.''
2. As compared to, ''WAh lau...Tell u ah! She damn lousy lah....blah blah blah blah.'' ( DRAMA DRAMA! MANY MANY! )
You'll probably be more interested, and go like...''ah huh...then how then
how...continue...''smile to yourself at how lucky you are....and go like
''oh...sooo poorthing..that joker...quite ''exciting'' lah...but too bad what can i do rite?.''
That's the reality of the real world. let's face it! hahaha! Proven many times through people's personal anecdotes too. haha! And be extremely careful of anyone you know of who adopts this mentality of ''if i can't get it, she can't get it too. And i'd do it by irritating and annoying her and backstabbing her, or portray her in a bad light so negatively to the extent that she'll give up, so that both of us can't have it. So that i'd be satisfied then.'' Such people are very happy coz they secretly wanna bring you down but they do it in a subtle fashion, appearing to be really concerned and all, while bringing you down in a subtle way, but truth is, for God to know.
Such people spend a lot of time saying things to bring people down and they are very happy
each time they have successfully achieved in bringing people down. They would have a whole
resume of such achievements by the time they reach 40. And they love living such a life. They love it even better if people agree with the negative things they've said about you. The more people the better! hahahahah! If they can recruit a whole team of people to agree with that would be even better! hahahahahaha! Damn cool lah! In fact they would be very proud of their achievements! hahahahahahah!
No tinge of guilt would be reflected on their faces. They remain very smilely all day all night!
Like a living walking advertisement for Colgate! hahaha! Amazing!!!! They can get into Mediacorp and succeed big time! hahahaha!
2. Have a bitchy attitude towards things- not bitch about things, or become literally ''bitchy'', but do not really give so much of a damn to what people say about you. Because at the end of the day, you're going into your graveyard alone and they won't even give a shit about you being
dead. Hence when people talk about you, thank them for their free publicity about you and be happy that you are a big part of their lives! whee! Remember to ask them if they would like autographs of you. If they know that you're damn happy about that, they would go home and cry to their mamas. However, if all else fails, you may choose to express
your love towards them even more openly instead. hmmmm...like show a letter of appreciation and tell them that God loves everyone no matter how unlovable they are. oh my god! Trust me. That's like how cool lah. haha. Encourage them to give you more constructive criticism. They'll be damn touched by your EXTREMELY POSITIVE ATTITUDE TOWARDS LIFE! TRUST ME. Maybe they'll be so touched they'll cry. heheheeh. The sweet birds on the tree tops would sing with joy FOR YOU! whee! You can throw tupperware parties with cute aunties after that!
3. Stay disconnected to things that are being popularly gossiped about. Instead of gossiping with them, sing the song ''Lemon Tree'' to them.
oh wait...Sherrified Lemon Tree,
here it goes:
You're sitting here in the boring room
It's just another rainy Sunday afternoon
You're wasting your time
You got nothing to do
You're hanging around
Nobody's waiting for you
But nothing ever happens and I wonder
I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree ( and a big mouth la...la...la )
I'm turning my head up and down
I'm turning turning turning turning turning around
And all that I can see is just another lemon-tree ( and a big mouth!!!!! crescendo!!!! yeah! )
THEN CONTINUE TO REPEAT CHORUS! WITH ZEST! YES!!!!
4. Believe in yourself and spend more time with yourself.
If you feel depressed or you feel that you're quite a retard, cheer yourself up by counting your dog's fur. If your dog is too hairy, another way to be happy is to buy yourself a frog costume, parade in front of the mirror and tell yourself that hopefully you'll be happier if you live in a well in some alienated place. No one really needs retards on earth anyway.
: )
OKAY. SOMETHING RANDOM: OH MY GOD! I LOVE LADY GAGA!!!!!SHE'S AMAZING!!!!!
Written by Sherry-Ong-
WITH LOVE!!!!!!
