Happy Sunday people!

Like i mentioned in my previous post, the most dangerous species on earth is the subtle bitch.
Here is how to spot the subtle bitch. VERY ACCURATE! HIGHLY INFORMATIVE! HAHA!

1. She spends her whole life hiding behind her monitor screen like a friggin' mouse gathering all the information she can find about the rich, famous, and beautiful. Not to admire their beauty or whatsover, but to
criticize them. For those with great bodies, she would call them sluts or bimbos . ( C' ON MAN. PEOPLE GOT THE FIGURE TO FLAUNT IT. THEY HAVE IT. THEY HAVE TOTALLY PG-RATED PICTURES, HENCE THEY ARE DOING NOTHING WRONG. WE NORMAL FOLKS WITH AVERAGE LOOKS AND BODIES CAN NEVER HAVE THE ABILITY TO DO SO, *actually..maybe can lah! We can always use SlimFit!!!! ; ) ding ding! ( sound effects! ) ( *i'm only joking. pls don't scold me for wishful-thinking *) .Fu Fang Ling is damn hot there! btw! haha! )SO WE SHOULD JUST LIVE IN OUR OWN TINY WORLDS, TAKE OUR OWN TINY PICTURES, SHARE THEM WITH OUR OWN TINY GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE INTERESTED IN US, AND BE HAPPY WITH WHAT WE HAVE LAH. HAHA. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? And if they can afford the time and money to party their lives away and all....good for them. They are rich enough to do so. We should just be happy that at least we are still given the opportunities to work and breathe, and earn our own keep. Being ordinary has its cons anyway. Like if you wanna stab a bitch right, you can successfully stab the person during the ''STABBING MOMENT'' ( dang dang dang dang- sound effects! haha ). coz in between, while you're walking....nobody would come and disturb u one....haha.nah..kidding! If later, too many people know you right, you'd go like ''Alamark, i miss the best angle to stab her leh! I still need to stab her and then take a picture of me stabbing that bitch and pasting on my blog man! people complain boring leh. SO I NEED TO CREATE MORE DRAMA! AH HUH! ; ) alamark, too bad lah hor.... i can't help having my fans lah. Aiyah...cannot lah cannot lah...i need my most Glam shot at stabbing her man. Next time then stab. Go back and plan again! teehee!)


For those with beautiful faces, she secretly hopes to find out more about their qualifications. Or she go around searching for other pictures of her so as to compare whateva photoshopped and wadeva non-photoshopped. Aiyah..people wanna photoshop their face to cat to dog to mouse, we care so much for wad. They happy can lah. People look photogenic in pictures but you don't think they look the same in life, who gives a bloody fuck? They get paid a lot to do photoshoots. That is their job. And if they're good in photoshop, good for them... Maybe they intend to go into the digital imaging line... just practicing only wad. who knows one day they become world-famous for that man. It makes her very happy if she can find a flaw or two...in them. Actually, reality is that she can't even get close enough to them to even kiss their asses. I'm sorry lah. i know the way i talk is quite politically incorrect, but i've been politically correct for too long yah...so it's time to go back to being Sherry again. hahaha. It's like i'm damn sick of being UnSherry lorx. Yah...
that's why i've been tired also. Coz i've been UnSherry for too long. I'm sorry lah, the truth is i'm not a very nice girl k. muahahaha. The Biatch is Back! haha. So stay away from me kids. Your mamas and dadas won't want you to mix with me. But the thing is that i'm hardworking lah. Other than that, i really don't think that i got any positive points lah. oh..wait...actually one more good thing about me which i'm proud of is that i'm very good at self-entertainment. hahaha.

Okay okay..back to my lovely storli,
Actually, secretly, she wants to hog the limelight as well,
but she knows that she can never get there, hence she chooses to slam these people down.
Like the ''What you can't have, you can't let people enjoy having either.''
Then you wonder in your heart, why does she choose to know so much about these people and then get bitter about them. So every small little thing she can find to say about them,
she would cheerfully bitch... every opportunity to jump at to bitch about them, she would gladly ''participate'' also. haha. Sheng jing bing one leh, like damn sadistic one norh. hahah.
aye really leh. Sheng jing bing one leh. hahaha! Siao ah! Damn EXTRA ONE LORX! Damn nothing better to do one leh! hahahaha!
okay okay..then wait wait wait..still got some more!! haha.

2. okay...Then....She knows these beautiful folks are too high-up-there. ( i mean seriously wad. We normal people should just stay in our normal caves and do our normal things lah. hahah. And lead a peaceful normal life and be happy lor. And be nuns! hahahaha! ) So after she gets sick of comparing herself with all these too-high-up-there people. she starts to compare herself with you- an ordinary girl, a struggling student ( haha! And u go like! ''AIYAH I JUST WANNA STUDYYYYYYYYYY! LEAVE ME ALONE! HAHAHA! ), who is not at all up there, probably knows that you're not really that great, but still happy with that and quite comfortable in your own skin to be a shameless camwhore also lah. haha. I mean..we gotta be happy with wad we have lah...We're really quite fortunate lah. Got two hands, two legs, can work, can study. But of course, she praises you sky-high lah, but behind your back, you really don't wanna know what you heard about yourself. you see...she would never make herself seem like she's backstabbing about you, like i say...she's a subtle bitch....
The things she say...oh my god. Can really make you feel like you wanna stuff 20 chillies into her bloody big mouth. She knows that you trusts her, ( or don't trust? maybe can be random person also lah. Random person that u don't trust....but don't noe why they like to bitch about u. haha.- okay this one even more ULTIMATE SIAO! hahaha. It's like..u can't even be bothered about them, and they come and AUTO pop out to find trouble with u. hahah. Actually very funny leh...like macam ''TRANSFORMERS'' ( ding ding!- sound effect ). Now u see the angel, next u see the devil! Then suddenly switch back to angel! hahaha! okay lah..actually quite funny lah. haha. ) hence she would create the ''oh..i wanna make her feel bad....but i don't wanna make it so obvious kinda effect'' , she's really not happy with good news about you, if there's a chance to say nasty things about you, she would jump at the chance. But of coz, in front of you, she says all the best things in the world about you. And says that she's really really happy for your progression. She's a secret aggressive competitor.

Because she knows that you are within her league, and she can compare herself with you. And she can win you in many areas.. and that would make her damn happy! haha! You feel like just telling her, ''Aiyah..okay lah okay lah..u're the most BEAUTIFUL CREATURE on earth lah okay....okay lah okay lah...u're the hottest, prettiest, most voluptuous thing on earth lah okay. Aiyah...okay lah.i'm no-one compared to your greatest highness lah. okay lah okay lah! u're a goddess lah! okay okay lah! u're the best lah! Not only in Singapore, but in Milan, Christmas Island and all over the world lah! okay? okay?'' happy happy happy? hahaha! happy right! ah..okay! So shut up! hahaha! I don't noe lah..it's like sometimes really quite funny one loh. It's like you gotta tell stupid lies to a subtle bitch to make her shut up.

Like if i know i'm fat and all, i jolly well go do my running lah, why do i bother asking the whole world whether am i fat or not, and then secretly hoping that ''Come everyone would say i'm the best!'' hahahaha! and then live in the delusion that i'm not and continue eating potato chips and drinking milo. hahaha! it's like sometimes really funny one lor. hahaha. alarmark....i think after that everyone need to face the sky and say, ''God please forgive me for telling lies, i would continue to ''Hallelujah'' but sometimes i can't be very truthful coz people would later think that i'm being bad. Then later, sakali they prepare a whole group of people to hantam me coz i say the truth, then i die leh. I cannot die! i still wanna study! My mummy daddy want me to study properly also! My kor kor Jie Jie also want me to do well! My dog still need me to count his fur! My auntie still want me to eat her fish bee-hoon!''

3. She praises you sky-high all the time. Something is really wrong with that lah.... But you won't sense it lah....it's till you get to know about the things she has said about you....from other people...and you go like ''woah...that's something new in a whole different angle!'' hahaha.
it's quite amusing actually. Actually quite good also lah....She can be really creative in her own right. hahaha.

4. She makes herself sound damn inferior..actually no lah....she secretly doesn't feel so.
In fact, in her heart, she's secretly comparing you with herself again and she feels happy that
at least she can be better than you in some way or another. And she wants to make you feel bad that you are comfortable in your own skin. So she wants to drag you down as well. If you can't be bothered, she would do anything to create ''politics'' among u and your better-looking-than you-friends. Just so that she can make you see that even if she can't make you feel that she is way better than you, there are way too many people who are better than you. And then she hopes that you people would just hate each other so much, and then give up on your friendships. And that would make her very happy. To see trouble booming. To be the ''mouse'' to create ''politics'' in a subtle fashion. Coz now the whole world thinks that they are below each other. And that makes her happier. wah lau...whole day compare here compare there..not tired ah? What she don't know is that friends among friends can't be even be bothered, because they genuinely feel happy for each other's success and are proud of each others' appearances despite anything. Why? Coz they are genuine friends, they wanna see each other shine, they are not secretly planning against things to make their friends feel small. They sincerely want their friends to do well. And they are generous with their comments because they genuinely feel so.

Okay. so remember to beware of the subtle bitch. i mean like...okay lah...every one have their bitchy sides lah..but for me i only bitch about people who choose to step on my toes lah.I'm sorry, there's no time to be a cry-baby. u gotta give the bitch her taste of what it feels to offend Sherry Ong, Da Jie Tou! muahahahaha. Kidding! Kidding! Relax! For people who have never offended me, i just leave them alone man.

oh shit man...i need to study and do my work now! But yah lah. Beware of subtle bitches!
haha. Happy sunday! Let's all ''Hallelujah'' today lah....Damn upseting one leh. Everyday hear negative things. hahaha. Aiyah, everyone should just live in a bubble lah. hahahaha!

okay, my next few days i'm really gonna be on M.I.A due to work commitments and also
cos my exams are nearing. I just hope to really enjoy myself at work. : )
Studying and working can be tough, But still can lah. If i was working as a full-time designer...cannot...coz the timings are irregular. Hence working part-time, i still can cope.
But of coz we can't miss Halloween rite! teehee! Can't wait for Halloweeeeeenyyyyyy! I love Halloween! I think my frenz can laugh at me lah....one whole year say wanna learn dance,
until now still haven't learn yet. Haiyah..anyway..i think now i old already. bones also too weak to dance lah. I need more Anlene Milk! hahaha! I mean, it would be great to learn as an extra skill for events lah. But i did tot of taking Joanie's suggestion to play the sax again lah. Then i won't have to learn the basic skills again. Won't be like start from scratch and all...Quite tedious n tiring to start from scratch lah. Just that i would need to get a sax myself this time round coz i'm no longer in band so not provided. Think i got some scores with me still. need to find. Haiyah..you see me lah...forever want to do this do that...then forever never do. alarmark. haiyah..k lah. i'm going back to do my work liao. Write one essay write whole day still haven't finish. hahaha. I really love the black dress Joanie gave me! My pattern one! tight tight my favourite! hahaha!


love,
!Sherry!

Hello happy people! Have a great weekend ahead!!!!!!!!!

Okay. i know. i'm pretty good with self-entertainment, hence here are some tips for you if you would like to learn how to indulge in your own form of -self-entertainment too! Guaranteed to work perfectly fine man!

Sherry's Tips on how to live in your own world and totally be happy in it!!!!!! Very effective!!!!!! Extremely POSITIVE! Very Tough world out there, hence we must always know how to keep ourselves happy and take shit with a pinch of salt rite! : )

1. Never Never Never publicize verbally or in written form, any form of good news you have for yourself. People hate to read about any form of good news or good progression about yourself. Even then, they hope to find out any form of flaw in the good news and that would make them happy if they've found flaws. Even if no flaws are being found, they may have the talent to fabricate stories. If you happen to hear them, best is to keep mum, stop your brain from processing the information, do not reflect emotions like a robot!!! And do not even bother explaining yourself! hahaha! A waste of utter time! hahaha! They would always be more interested to hear shit that has happened to you or your suffering. The more suffering you have, the happier they are! hahahahaha! Hence keep all good news extremely low-profiled if you can control it. So before you start to publicize any good news, please knock your head on a solid metal table 10 times! okay...example like if i tell u rite:

1. ''Wah lau..Tell u ah! She damn good at doing this doing that leh...she's living well. blah blah blah blah.''
You'll probably be like....''haiyah..so? What has it got to do with me?''

''oh- B-O-R-I-N-G.''

2. As compared to, ''WAh lau...Tell u ah! She damn lousy lah....blah blah blah blah.'' ( DRAMA DRAMA! MANY MANY! )
You'll probably be more interested, and go like...''ah huh...then how then
how...continue...''smile to yourself at how lucky you are....and go like
''oh...sooo poorthing..that joker...quite ''exciting'' lah...but too bad what can i do rite?.''

That's the reality of the real world. let's face it! hahaha! Proven many times through people's personal anecdotes too. haha! And be extremely careful of anyone you know of who adopts this mentality of ''if i can't get it, she can't get it too. And i'd do it by irritating and annoying her and backstabbing her, or portray her in a bad light so negatively to the extent that she'll give up, so that both of us can't have it. So that i'd be satisfied then.'' Such people are very happy coz they secretly wanna bring you down but they do it in a subtle fashion, appearing to be really concerned and all, while bringing you down in a subtle way, but truth is, for God to know.
Such people spend a lot of time saying things to bring people down and they are very happy
each time they have successfully achieved in bringing people down. They would have a whole
resume of such achievements by the time they reach 40. And they love living such a life. They love it even better if people agree with the negative things they've said about you. The more people the better! hahahahah! If they can recruit a whole team of people to agree with that would be even better! hahahahahaha! Damn cool lah! In fact they would be very proud of their achievements! hahahahahahah!
No tinge of guilt would be reflected on their faces. They remain very smilely all day all night!
Like a living walking advertisement for Colgate! hahaha! Amazing!!!! They can get into Mediacorp and succeed big time! hahahaha!


2. Have a bitchy attitude towards things- not bitch about things, or become literally ''bitchy'', but do not really give so much of a damn to what people say about you. Because at the end of the day, you're going into your graveyard alone and they won't even give a shit about you being
dead. Hence when people talk about you, thank them for their free publicity about you and be happy that you are a big part of their lives! whee! Remember to ask them if they would like autographs of you. If they know that you're damn happy about that, they would go home and cry to their mamas. However, if all else fails, you may choose to express
your love towards them even more openly instead. hmmmm...like show a letter of appreciation and tell them that God loves everyone no matter how unlovable they are. oh my god! Trust me. That's like how cool lah. haha. Encourage them to give you more constructive criticism. They'll be damn touched by your EXTREMELY POSITIVE ATTITUDE TOWARDS LIFE! TRUST ME. Maybe they'll be so touched they'll cry. heheheeh. The sweet birds on the tree tops would sing with joy FOR YOU! whee! You can throw tupperware parties with cute aunties after that!


3. Stay disconnected to things that are being popularly gossiped about. Instead of gossiping with them, sing the song ''Lemon Tree'' to them.
oh wait...Sherrified Lemon Tree,
here it goes:

You're sitting here in the boring room
It's just another rainy Sunday afternoon
You're wasting your time
You got nothing to do
You're hanging around
Nobody's waiting for you
But nothing ever happens and I wonder


I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree ( and a big mouth la...la...la )
I'm turning my head up and down
I'm turning turning turning turning turning around
And all that I can see is just another lemon-tree ( and a big mouth!!!!! crescendo!!!! yeah! )

THEN CONTINUE TO REPEAT CHORUS! WITH ZEST! YES!!!!

4. Believe in yourself and spend more time with yourself.
If you feel depressed or you feel that you're quite a retard, cheer yourself up by counting your dog's fur. If your dog is too hairy, another way to be happy is to buy yourself a frog costume, parade in front of the mirror and tell yourself that hopefully you'll be happier if you live in a well in some alienated place. No one really needs retards on earth anyway.
: )

OKAY. SOMETHING RANDOM: OH MY GOD! I LOVE LADY GAGA!!!!!SHE'S AMAZING!!!!!

Written by Sherry-Ong-
WITH LOVE!!!!!!

I wish...i wish for more time

I wish i have more time to do more things everyday man...
After printing my stuff, i realised that i was running a little late for school.
Ended up eating snacks at school for dinner during break. haha. I think i have this weird habit of checking things over and over again, and always feeling inadequate, coz i don't like things to be sloppy...I don't like to spend time doing something and feeling that it was not done with my best effort,
i mean...if u wanna do something rite...might as well do your best..if not why are u doing it at all in the first place rite....wasting your time only...And i mean if u show the world your slip-shod work, u would also feel like some stupid retard lah...might as well just trash it away right.

I really wanna spend everyday doing something constructive...
and i guess i'm 22 now, damn old, i shouldn't bother myself with small problems and things.
There are so many bigger things to worry about lah...Sometimes i get so frustrated with myself
when i get bothered and angered over small tiny matters. Really too much time wasted on them lah. I could have spent the time reading more articles to improve my English or like improve on my software knowledge. I really need to improve on my language man.... I need to read novels, articles, vocab books and all..
There's still so many things to do.....So many to-do things on my list. I really gotta be firm about my priorities and all man....it's like i feel ''neither here nor there''. Hopefully, i'd
have a clearer mind by the end of this week.

Hope i'd enjoy Halloween...That would be the only party that i would be really looking forward to lah since i made the firm decision not to party on other usual days. I think i can't party on usual days also lah...
i'd end up worrying about the many many many things that i have to do also..
Haiyah, everything is graded lah, so every single thing gotta be taken seriously.
Haiyah, anyway after Halloween really need to study like siao already. Coz the Exams are like damn near lah.

Haiyah, i wanna live in a farm lah, i wanna spend my life carrying pails, sprinkling water and
harvesting lah. Haiyah, i wanna go and live in a cave lah.

Haiyah, Hope i can really really rest soon,
-!Sherry-

Thanks babe!

Hey June, thanks a lot for your stylish gifts. : )
They are absolutely lovely and stylish.
Here's how I paired the loud kimono top and lace leggings you gave me:

Satin with lace - smooth contrasted with rough texture.
and denim with lace- raw with rough texture.
I love fabric and paper textures!

hhaha. Blazer-Crazy too!















And thanks for the bling-bling bracelet too. it's VERY-ME. muahahaha.
I really love Juicy!
Thanks many many! I love everything! : )
I'd show you the zebra printed-dress which i destroyed while attempting to ''re-create'' something more unusual the next time we meet man. hahaha!
Prepare to be horrified! hahaha.


-Love, Sherry Ong the Weird Weird one!-

My love for Black Blazers!

Bought myself a new blazer yesterday.
I know, it looks like the same ones i bought in the past- just a bit longer, and more conservative this time round I guess. Coz I intended to get one that is more minimalistic.
So that I could pair it with loud prints. Prints with Prints would appear to be a lil over-whelming.

Found a velvet-material sash in my cupboard, and thought it might go well with the satin-material Blazer.
The long neck-piece is actually a belt, but worn as a neck-piece coz the length looks quite
unconventional. hehe. funny ideas Sherry!

Gold. Red. And Black are my favourite colours now! : )

Joan introduced a new retail shop to me yesterday at Ion Orchard. The clothes they carry are really stylish and reasonably pocket-friendly. I love their range of ''Chic, London-like'' style of fashion pieces! It would be my new favourite shop soon! Reminds me of Miss-Selfridge but a little more flamboyant and statement-making than that.

Yes! I really really love the very-me, !blingbling bag and earrings you gals bought me last time! ( below! ) Been using them like for-ever! : ) really love them. : )















Love,
!Sherry