Thursday, October 30, 2008

CHINESE

Tonite, one multi-coloured bird flew by my window and started playing for me a chinese tune using flute man. i think it's trying to encourage me to NEVER GIVE UP! Yeah! ALWAYS TRY TO IMPROVE ON MY CHINESE! hahahah. THen it kinda bugged me to have candlelight dinner with it, so i asked it to go back to bird kingdom coz i'm busy with work. Siao!
i noe u think that i'm crazy!

hahaha. i told Joan that i'd sleep, but think cannot leh, i got so many things to say everyday! Sorry honz, for leaving msn without saying bye yesterday. Was in a lousy mood yesterday. Anyway, i'm feeling much beta today!

OH MY GOD. Chinese is killing me man. When i look at it, my energy level decrease by 80 percent. That was why i kept bugging everyone to eat early lunch with me! When i look at Chinese words, my entire being turn into JELLY!

haiyah....i wished i had studied harder back in sch man, now i see chinese i got cheena-phobia man. So i'm officialy cheena-phobic. tio boh?!

hahahahaha! U NOE WAD?! in the past..when i wanted to test myself chinese-spelling rite, i had to tape record my own voice, and pause, and then play back. hahahah. Not bad...i can EXPAND MY SOMZ BUSINESS- hahahah.----SOMZ CHINESE TUTION CENTRE! hahahah. i think all mothers would complain after that man!

U would ask why rite....Coz when my ''tester'' ( hahaha. not gonna to say here! *winkwink ) test me chinese, her pronunciation is damn weird. With han-yu-pin-yin's guidance, but still weird. So half the time, i kept wondering to myself, how come suddenly the list got some ulu words pop out one! hahahaha. Then heard some ulu words, i kena stunned man! hahahah!

U noe during Exams, i would really flip the dictionary LIKE MAD MAN. Flip like nobody's business man! Thank God for the invention of the DICTIONARY! HALLELUJAH! I think the people who sat beside me the other time, after looking at me, not kanchiong, also can become kanchiong man! tio boh?! I think it's more like, i spent 30 mins writing, 1 hr checking dictionary.
*winkwink*

Haiyah. u noe something, due to work, i feel like a toad in a well, but then, it's quite NOT bad lah. at least, i still got digital gadgets in the ''well''.

Haiyah, maybe i should juz retire and open a flower shop, everyday sit there and peel flower petals. Selling Satay quite a lot of hard-work man. hahahaha.
And i can't cook leh! My best dish is MAGGIE MEE!

-!Sherry- ( ''!'' is inspired by the !kungbushmen! )

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Feeling much Beta! After one peaceful ''think-about-wad-to-do,-how-to-handle-my-life'' day!

will u support me if i sell funky atas satay? hahaha! Drink wine and eat Satay! hahahhaha! omg! CRAZY!



*in case u're wondering why i was so tired...was becoz the projects that i'm dealing with would be solo-production-basis; with the guidance of my lovely exec cum fren of coz,haha.
( luckily she's damn good at visual communication! if not i die! ) not working with a team. And this project that i'm dealing with consists of many design materials-both big and small ones; that i would need to handle. On top of that, there's another as well. And along with that, there are more projects that u gotta achieve to get too, so yes, gotta work on them as well.

And on top of all these, i mentioned to u, about the things i've done ( not within graphic design ); and yet felt unappreciated for. hahaha. Therefore....yeah....tiredness! oh my god! I mentioned that i'm staying to complete this project first. Would help in my portfolio greatly. * Haiyah..then maybe i'd set up a satay stall called SOMZ Satay organization. hahaha! Or sell gao lark lah! Haiyah! So sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha!

ANYWAY! OMG! Duncha agree that this outfit is gorgeous!!!!!!!! and have u seen this advert by Jeon Ji Hyun - Giordano?! So damn hawt!




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My gd bud juz sent me a picture of a malay girl who looks like me. I said ''just the hair.'' He said everything looks like me! hahaha. okay..so..maybe...i don't really look like the ''typical chinese'' lah. don't noe! Anyway...my frenz say i got the SPG look! Think got like 5 people said that already! ( wikiki fact- The stereotypical Sarong Party Girl has extremely tanned skin, a false foreign accent, and is provocatively dressed. Originally, the outfit of choice was thought to be a bikini/tank-top paired with a sarong, but that has changed. Many of them frequent nightclubs or other nightspots that are popular with expatriate white men, in order to meet and form relationships with them. )---

OMG! reminds me of that blogger who post nude pictures of herself! damn gross man! I would NEVER do that. I would never allow myself to take such shots of myself, or people to take such shots of me man! Not even for artistic means! I told u rite, there was some photographer who told me he was looking for the ''sexy and erotic'' look and i think that was wad he meant. He seemed really damn keen on doing such shots of me man. oh man, i din even bother looking at his portfolio man!

But i've seen some of such shots before thru some photographers' works, mostly with the head cut off or censored. But i WOULD NEVER agree to such shots, not even if the money is damn good. I mean if u wanna survive in Singapore, in the corporate world, such shots would definitely be damaging for ur survival and reputation!

Anyway....till today, i haven't even agree to allow any photographer to take bikini shots/ lingerie shots of me. ----Then u must be wondering y, since there are so many bikini shots of myself in this blog and my own e-accounts. WAIT. LEMME EXPLAIN. YES ! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE! If u/ ur fren take ur bikini shots, the shots belong to u. If anyone uses it for undesired purposes, u could take legal action against them. If a photographer takes them for you, and u've signed a release-form, he/she owns the rights to your shots, he could use them for his own purposes-meaning to say....he could sell it to someone to do an advertisement like....For eg....

''Fantasy chatline...AND THEN...oh my god! Imagine your picture to be there!'' Then u can't say anything rite! Correct?! Coz u've signed it already! Yah...see I'M DAMN CAREFUL ONE! hahah! Well, unless it's taken for a reputable publication, and u know they are damn professional. Then it's a different thing! But this one, still gotta think again lah. I don't like those damn provocative explicit open legs, bikini shots one! oh my god! So wrong! ( omg! sorry! i don't noe how else to describe! )

Personal values aside, let's talk about that in the MARKETING-OF-SELF-SENSE: Hey anyway...the art of seduction is to not show everything. *winkwink* HAHAHA. I WAS JUZ KIDDING. But my belief is that if you show way too much and in highly provocative poses, your commercial value to appear in classy and elegant fashion shoots might drop drastically. Unless you're very sure that you could rebrand youself successfully within months if you found a certain market-image unsuitable. Or you can control the publicity of such materials. Keep some exclusive so as to boost your own ''market value'', people people always like exclusivity. Or you are very sure that you can show your appearance to be versatile, with a diversity of various target audience- mass market/ middle-class/ up-market. If not, some people would hold reservations in approaching you becoz they wanna keep up to their image of the brand.

And if you are tapping into blog advertising, the people who approach you might just consist of adult brands, adult/ men's entertainment. ( u get wad i mean rite ). It's not exactly bad, coz u still have a value. But i don't think it's very sustainable in the long run. Unless you're pretty sure you wanna stick to a certain type of image for life. But then again, nature would devour whatever you own when you are young. And, Unless you're in your late 30s, and you feel that it's over ''your peak age''. And you just wanna flaunt ACCEPTABLY before you reach 40. That's the same as reserving your best for the last, that sort of mentality. hahahaha.
Just my personal thoughts lah! hahahaha. And like i say, corporate people might not be that tolerant, unless you're pretty set that you'd be in the media and entertainment line for life. Or your current brand image would help in your own business in future.

Okay, i'd try to carry out my ''rebranding'' process ASAP! haha!

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RANDOM POST.

Why are people who ride on horses called cow-boys, cow-girls. THey should be called Horse-girls/ Horse-boys wad! haha. i did a stupid search on this and found this damn amusing lah!










hahahaha. My mood is wayyyyyyy beta today.
Just came back from a discussion for a freelance design project.
Was thinking about it, but i think that it's not within my capacity, so i would need to approach frenz whom i feel is capable to do these things efficiently. I'm a straight-forward person. And i think i should not kill myself now. Not that i'm not ambitious, but due to time-constraints, i gotta do wad's best for me and others.

To tell u the truth, i realised that due to many distractions, i've been slacking a lot- i'm not saying about me not doing my best for design projects, but me being tired doing the same things ritualistically and hence my speed productivity level goes wayyyy slower- So three ( plus 1 ) things i gotta do to increase work productivity.

1. Not chat on msn while doing work.
2. Being able to multi-task more efficiently- ( not msn of coz. )
3. Prioritizing, and deliberating over my decisions of measuring sustainability. What should be done only as side-line, what should be done full-time, what should not be done at all. Coz i'm not getting any younger, 21 already this year! oh my god! And asking myself truthfully what do i value most and what is my forte. And measuring my ''market-value'' again. And how to make myself indispensable.
And still, not feel ''over-used''. There gotta be a solution for it! haha.

4. OH MY GOD! IMPROVE ON MY CHINESE! REALLY BAD AT IT!



There's a reason why i am not aggressively concentrating on one area- aesthetics-----coz frankly speaking, i lose out to a lot of pan-asians, caucasians. They are largely in commercial demand. Coz i look like a typical chinese, not ''exotic-looking enough'' and not ''unique'' enough. ( HAHAH. I WROTE THIS PART BEFORE THE ''SARONG PARTY GIRL'' and the part whereby my fren sent me the pic of the Malay girl, so..no no no..i'm not contradicting myself! haha! but i gotta improve on my sentence structure/ paragraph organization!-Which should come first, which should come later! ) haha. I said this myself, coz i did an analysis of myself and this is what i've concluded so far. Not forgetting the many gorgeous elegant chinese extremely lanky lasses out there with sharper features. ( No! I won't do plastic surgery, and i don't have the capital to do that and maintain that! ) I lose out to a lot of them also. So I can't totally focus on this area. Hence, i feel that I gotta tap into a lot of other areas as well. Not forgetting the fact that there's always an expiry date for such things. Yeah! I'm really honest with myself. hahaha.


How do yo like my cow-boy hat? haha. Can't wait to register for Dance lessons soon!

Ending note: Remember those who loved you when you were nothing. Those are the ones who'll stick with you no matter what happens, when the world has sucked you dry, and had enough of you. And that's the secret to being happy after u've reflected on your disappointments. ----U care about the people who care about whether you lived or died. Me living in this world, is just to maximize whatever I have, and continue walking the road, at the end of the day, I go as I come- bringing nothing along with me. The Earth is just my playground. Instead of being sad, one should at least be thankful that we're still alive. And be happy that we still are. And at least God allowed us to live by choice- so it's up to us whether we wanna waste time and wallow in self-pity about what we don't have, or work extra hard to get what we don't already have. So I say, ''live life to the fullest!''

; )

Thursday, October 23, 2008

my lion hair! haha!



And then the fish morphed into a lion!!!!!! tee hee!
The lion's sooo fierce that everyone's afraid of her!
Then the poor lion/ lioness gotta consult Aunt Agony SHerry for help!
then hor...
Aunt Agony Sherry hired Sherry Witch to help! But Sherry Witch is damn stressed up with work now, so she's so crazy, she's throwing coconuts at people everyday. oh yah..plus rite...Sherry Witch is REALLY BUSY trying hard to turn herself into a Fairy. Which is not quite successful, DUE TO TOO MUCH EVIL DONE when she throws coconuts at people.

THen hor....hahahah. She couldn't help her too man, so she consulted in-the-mood-for-halloween-sherry to help her. Sooo.....
TO BE CONTINUED with halloween pictures! Stay tuned! haha! But if this blog's not ''happening'' or lifeless..then the conclusion would be.

The witch, The lion/lioness, The Aunt and the in-the-mood-for-halloween-sherry all lived happily ever after! THe End! MUSIC PLEASE!

Today i went to see the doctor, oh man he told me i needed a break from work man! He was asking if i needed one or two days break. I think i need 1 month break man! Yah man, i really need a break man! Haiyah...so sad..still got so many things to do tmr u noe! haiyoh! Haiyoh! okay lah....i go and sell Satay man, take a break from design!
Maybe i could like create a new breed of creative Satay or something man! I'd call it SOMZ Satay organisation. Then i'd like design my own banner, my own satay stall and my own advertisements.

Haiyah..or go sell Gao lark or porridge lah. Aiyoz! I've never worked so hard in my life lorx! I feel like some cooli man. hmmm, i think Banglah construction workers are happier than me lor! THey get to cycle in Sentosa while constucting the IR! And then..Sat and Sunday still can play beach ball at Cafe Del mar, then every other day still can hee hee ha ha with their frenz.---i told u all rite. THey UPGRADED already. Now they damn classy one. Go to Cafe Del mar!
See..their lives are beta than mine man. hahah

''Aye, Sherry talk cock lah!''
''hahah!''

Actually...NO LAH! I STILL PREFER TO SIT IN THE OFFICE!

In case, u're wondering why outta a sudden i start going crazy and mess up my hair, i gotta affirm u that i'm not crazy man! THe hair was for a photoshoot. No, not for my company, for the magazine my fren's working for. But it wasn't meant to look that way! I took out all the pins after the shoot and it looked like that. okay bye! nitez! At least i rested for a day today. I really had fever yesterday man! Stayed in the office till like 12 sth. Luckily Joan gave me a panadol man. I was like thinking..oh shit...with the stress and all, i would look damn bad today for the shoot. Then later print out many copies everyone would see how bad i look! Due to work lah! But luckily i slept enough after leaving at about 1 and a mc with me, so okay lah. The break felt good! At least i rested for a day!

Back to work tmr. i gotta act tmr too. just hope i won't make mistakes on stage.
I'm not happy. i'm really not happy. When i decide to officially leave, i'm gonna tell them all the reasons why i'm not happy. I don't really mind being a mingler cum facilitator cum actress cum creative designer cum everyday stay back late cooli if i'm being appreciated. But well, if people are so calculative with me over claims, time and MC ( i can tell that she doesn't like the fact that im taking MC with her replies with : ''okay thx'' and sarcastic remarks she gives sometimes. ) and all. Then i guess i gotta make myself very clear why i'm not happy. Sometimes u wonder whether ur strengths and abilities are your weaknesses as well. Your strengths not only enable people ( corrected: her )to cut costs, it enables them ( her )to take things for granted too.
I won't say anymore here. And i din insult anyone. Just stating the facts. I would tell them ( coz gotta tell both of them ) all of the above which i mentioned if they asked for feedback when i decide to leave. Currently i can't coz i've got a project for my portfolio. I'm putting freelance design assignments on hold and i start to think whether is it worth it.

I think lots of design students, maybe even my school director( who's on my facebook, i don't think he would read lah. But i juz wanna really express how i feel towards working life after poly. I mean at least in school, at least wadeva u're not happy with u can feeback to the lecturers and they'll do their best to help u. But out into the working world u're alone to do the judgment youself. ) frenz, and people are reading this. But i no longer care anymore. I don't think i'm at fault. I juz wanna make it clear that i'm not happy.

When i applied for this job it says Creative Designer. It was stated clearly that i'm in charge of designing and contacting suppliers for printing. It din say that i'd be working as a free labour for the many other part-time roles to cut labour costs. Just becoz i've got an outgoing personality, am pleasant looking, and i'm young, doesn't mean that i have the obligation to do all these. And plus, wad? I have to act professional for areas which i am not-trained-to-be-gd-at for u to be able to make more money outta your business? And i'm not even calculative about that.
I could have done all these part time and gotten quite an amount of money doing all these. I know i can do them coz i'm young, but if u don't appreciate them, i don't feel happy doing them as well. Did i say anything wrongly? i din. I merely expressed how i genuinely feel. I love the colleagues there, but before i leave i'd tell the bosses ( okay..not bosses. i say..boss..coz i don't really think i have issues with the male boss, just the female one alone who shoots me with words thru email. ) that they gotta reflect on themselves ( should be: herself ), their (her) morals,
(her )their ethnics and ( her )their being as a whole. U don't squeeze people's abilities dry that way. I've said it that if anyone pisses me off, they'll get their reputation soiled. I haven't done that thus far, but it has already poked me quite a little.

Stressed over design? Think again. I've got to stress over design plus so many other things at the same time. What have i done to deserve this? On top of that,
i've got other things to settle as well. THat's y, the rest of the time, i would feel so drained that i wanna spend time alone at peace with myself. I don't don't answer calls coz i'm stuck up or wad. But I got so many things to do, so many things to worry about, and the rest of the time, i just wanna rest my voice, my energy. My close frenz are lovely and understand this. But if u've just walked into my life, and expecting me to treat u with a lot of significance and giving u loads of attention, i would say, u're asking for too much, my advice to u is to disown me as a fren, becoz u're not understanding. And i would jolly well, hang out with those who understand me, and can tolerate my busy schedule. THere's many others who are ahead of u and who would treat me way beta. And don't even think of dating me out or anything, coz the 1st step in trying to understand how tired i am, u fail.Instead of adding relief to my life, u're adding so much stress that i might turn crazy. I don't wanna be some nice gal who's nice to everyone even though they expect me to treat them like kings or wad. Even blogging is therapeutic. Maybe that's y i like to write.

So i shall help myself, since i'm 21 and a big girl now, by leaving soon, after my big project ends.








Sunday, October 19, 2008

I'M A MAN.

( forwarded msg )


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I'M A MAN!!!!!!!!


kidding! of coz!

Did i tell u about me receiving some ''rendezvous'' message, and me telling the ( sorry wrong word used previously ) sender that i'm actually A SHEMALE, AM BALD; AND WEARING A WIG, AND THAT I HAVE THE VOICE OF A MAN. I tot he actually got freaked out and would always remember in his heart that i am A MAN. hahaha. This wasn't the only quirky thing i said before. Another quirky sentence, i could remember was made to a bartender at mos--- ''i'm lesbian/i'm not straight''( can't exactly remember wad were the words, but sth along that line. ).

I had a ''lesbian partner'' with me then. Even though i knew he meant no harm, i don't exactly like to know guys at clubs. I don't like the fact that some guys use that kinda methods just for ''dare or not'' ego purposes or wadeva bet they may be into. I personally find that kinda thing very immature, and insincere. Sometimes, it puts me in a very awkward and difficult position coz i sincerely do not wanna spoil the ego of the guy---well. it depends to wad extent alright, am i spoiling.

If i think it would cause him to be severely traumatised, i would help him with that-AND IT'LL ALL BE STAGED OUT. Coz i noe that ego is very important for a guy. And i'd choose not to burst that if i have the capacity and way to.

I'm not really that much of a bitch actually. I'd choose to be nice than bitchy. But sometimes, i have to be bitchy to protect myself.---i'm not talking about clubs pick-ups here, i'm talking about pick-ups at school, public places, printing shop, blah blah where-ever. U yourself go test test and see, then cannot, ask your fren go test test and see? In the end, when both fail, try to test waters by saying some things and all????
I think it's really kinda immature to do that, candidly speaking. So u might think u have played your cards right, or might have used your cards exhaustively on me already, but still, there's no reaction, maybe...you should ask your heart again what were the purposes for doing all those things. Well, if u jolly well noe that it's negative, then don't blame me for being difficult. Well, like i always say, i'm juz protecting myself. If i feel that there might be a possibiliy of you trying to manipulate my ''niceness'' and frenliness, i trust my gut feelings. Don't blame me for trusting myself plz. thankz.

I'm a Mystery? Why? Think again. If i deem myself as ''good'', i may be manipulated. If i deem myself as ''bad'', i may be manipulated too. hahahaha. So i choose to be a mystery. For those who know me since young, u would know that i'm still the same. Well as for the rest, i'd remain a mystery till i truly know your intentions are proved not to be detrimental to me.

MEANING TO SAY, it's just for show. Anyway, pick-ups were never sincere, aint it? So everything's just for show. So i'd play my role right, not to get to know him, but well, just to help him out for EQ purposes. I don't wanna have bad karma. So be thankful, if i did alrite. And don't blame me for disappearing coz u were never sincere in the first place. Whether they appreciate the ''help'' or not, i don't know, but wad i do noe is that i meant well, but there's a certain limit to wad i can do to MEAN WELL. So i'd do wad i can, and the rest u'd just gotta help yourself. Wadeva they choose to say to their frenz, it's up to them, as long as my conscience is clear. Well, some things i noe but choose not to say, so think again if u might deem me as oblivious to things or dumb. If playing oblivious would save me trouble, i might do just that. And if i do have a good vibe about his sincerity, i'd trust my heart.

So after my role is done, i WOULD DISAPPEAR FOR GOOD. Whether or not they choose to look for me back coz they sincerely wanna know me, and not for pure ego purposes would be up to fate. Well other Reasons being pretty obvious, well, u noe lah huh. i was always being deemed as ''unfrennly'' and ''dao.'' But, I have my reasons for everything.

I changed my display pic on myspace, and then again, i received this same message. Altered a bit, though. hahaha. Looks like he had entirely forgotton about me being a SHEMALE, BALD, WITH WIG, AND HAVING THE VOICE OF A MAN!!!!!!!Of coz, i know that he would not exactly BUY that, but well, it's hilarious to think that he had probably sent to countless of females the same msg, and had probably forgotten about all of them replying him at all- be it subtle rejection of discreet PROPOSAL or BLATANT rejection of discreet proposal or okay....wadeva kinda reply there may be.

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Haiyah, today one beautiful lizard crawled near me and told me that my mood would be damn bad today leh. And yes! My mood quite bad today!

Can i say sth...
To tell you the truth, i was never a politically-correct person.
But i was told that i gotta shut up about some things. U noe sometimes i feel like PULLING AN ULTRA LONG FACE when i really feel like it u noe. Or like use an AK47 or Para to get rid of the irritants. Or like pulling their ears and hoping that their noses would grow longer coz of telling too much lies and giving too much fake smiles.

U know i hate voices with that particular Not-Ang Moh, but SingaAngmorish-accent kinda accent. I don't really believe that if u go to an Ang Moh Country for like 1 year, your mouth would automically morph JUZ LIKE TRANSFORMERS and u can speak some AMAZING SINGAANGMORISH-ACCENT- sorry i don't noe how else to call that, coz the accent sounds very cute- like not angmoh, but cheenafied ang moh accent kinda accent. WAH DAMN AMAZING LOR.
So if say, i go to Banglah for 1 year, my mouth would automically morph itself into speaking like my fellow Banglah frenz lah. WAH. DAMN POWER LOR. Don't noe how come the SINGAANGMORISH-ACCENT can AMAZINGLY transform ''I don't noe'' words into words that sound so MIRACULOUSLY ATAS man.

Actually if i have the chance, i would tell those people whom irritate the shit outta me ''hey f you. it's my life. f off man. I'm sherry. i'm me. don't tell me wad to do.'' Sometimes u noe, i feel like throwing Durians at irritants. hahahaha.

The punk phase might have died already. But there's still a punk within me.

No wonder they call me ''unpredictable''. I'm more of a mood person. I think i should make myself happier. i'd go shopping with my nunnies next week.

I'm not an AH LIAN okay. Even if i am, i'm the ATAS kind of Ah Lian. Grade A one. hahaha. haiyah, i feel like throwing coconuts randomly today leh!

Don't worry, i'm not that psychotic!!!!!! Not so UNGLAM ONE!!!!!!

-SHerry-

Saturday, October 18, 2008

How to get the Trademark ''SHerry'' pose! hahahah!

WARNING: Not for the people who can't take jokes, or are too serious! hahaha!



Lemon Tree is on my playlist today! i love old funny songs! If i take part in singing competition next time, I WANNA SING THAT SONG! HAHAHA. U THINK I CAN MAKE IT? Last time i sang ''Hey Jude'', everyone ( on stage? haha. no lah!!! with a group of frenz. ) suddenly wanna go toilet leh! Damn SAD LAH! My singing voice not nice meh?! haha! i think...NOT BAD WADDDDDD...HA. I SAY ONE! AND WEAR MY sherrified version of a lemon mascot! hahahaha! I acted this week on stage as a student in a secondary school and oh man...i think it wasn't natural coz i got damn kanchiong! The other time i acted as Ah Ma! hahah! SHerry? Ah mah? imagine! Please don't remember my tiny-winy babbling of words mistake please! I promise i'd memorise the script and drill the words into my brain from now on! hahaha. *SECRET! Hopefully, i'd be less kanchiong after gaining more experience at that!

Lemon Tree - Fools Garden



Alrite...i gotta do something really important today...so limited time to blog..haha.
oh man..so many important matters to settle. And really forces me to think of wad i really wanna do for good man!

hahaha, here are 3 steps to get the ''SHerry'' pose! hahahahahah! I was told it's really quite difficult to do leh! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

okay...here's a boring picture first! hahah. And watch the steps required to get the ''SHerry'' pose. hahaha.




Tip 1: Sway your funky hair to one side, squint your eyes so tight that it looks like there's some PROBLEM with your eyes, and open your mouth to attract flies in.




Tip 2: Give that ''KUA SI MI KUA LOOK'' hahaha! Make sure that your eyes are as big as Mata Kuching!



Tip 3: Tilt your big head to one side, look as if u wanna hammer someone with a PARANG!



OH MY GOD. MY DOG WANTS A PIECE OF ME.






Just realised, after adding Nuffang on Tues/ wed. Hence, Greetings to the other worldies! : )
Sorry for the mentioning of the ''N'' word on a particular race. I din mean to!
oblivious to the history! * slaps my own head!* I wanna go to Morroco and Jamaica one day!!!! I wanna have dreadlocks and sing the Baha-men song!!!!






OKAY! LATE ALREADY! OH MY GOD! BYE!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

How to achieve the ACT-ATAS LOOK! ; ) AND THE units of AuntAgony Sherry!

* Yes. I'm on MIA mode. coz I have to concentrate on the new design projects. I'm very happy yet stressed up at the same time. Probably this would be a good thing too. Coz when i was stressed the other time i lost 5kg. New projects would help me in my portfolio, but obligations would force me to be a more responsible person.
To tell you the truth, I designed till there was a blister on my finger due to too much clicking on the mouse or rather, too much tension impressed on the mouse. YES! I'M VERY SERIOUS WHEN IT COMES TO WORK! No joke!( I don't use the stylus all the time ), and i only go back at like after 12am nowadays. including most weekends. hahaha!!!!!!!!
Just need to pardon me for having my cell phone left ''on flat mode'', as in switched off, my msn offline, me forgetting to send you songs or doing little tasks 4 u, or not being able to reply/get back to smses/ calls/ messages/ delay of confirmations on days that we should meet. I think i'm juz really drained. Thank cute!!!! I'd get back to u lovely peeps ASAP! *




The official stuff first....

* Some pictures had been taken down by Sherry, having looked at them once again, and thinking that it's beta-to-remove-them-online due to personal reasons and having consciously registering the fact that blog's e-profile is given more positive exposure. Meticulous Sherry.* The rest of the pictures featured were deemed okay by Sherry. Censorship was done by Sherry.*

Sherry wanna thank Blogstars.org for featuring her and putting her alongside with the other frenly, beautiful featured bloggers. She genuinely appreciates the invite for the workshop on Saturday as well as new frenships and networking made.

The frennly peeps at blogstars.org:

Credits: Group photos shown here were grabbed from Gorgeous Sophia, young lady in black adidas jacket. She's on my navigation link too. : ) Thankz for the pics!



From top, left-right: Sherry accompanied with the beautiful bloggers- Sophia, ''R''-Reiee, Michelle, Janice also known as NaokoSexy.





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And then the FUN STUFF.....


Introducing The Aunt Agony units:



1. Entertainment- Aunt Agony Undercover-----Catching online scams, analyzing the visual, marketing and emotional aspect of online scams thru bimbotic characterization of Aunt Agony Innocent. To expose the potential detrimental damage it would cause people to have. To study to what extent people would go to manipulate others for financial ''black'' profits. To comment on how humorous some online scams are.
hahahah.-----like She once said, ''Hey scammers...u noe u gotta get ready to invest money on scamming u noe, at least do a ''branding'' for the company. Or produce a name-card, or have a registered company email! Not sth like company@yahoo.com.sg. hahaha! hahaha. One needs Capital to scam too!'' And wad the hell? U expect me to reply to a profile of a sketched-picture? hahaha. telling me that u need marketing people to help u with a project? HELLLLLOOOOOOOO.....Don't expect me to reply to a final fantasy figure or hello kitty figure for a job offer rite! Unless u're doing mascot business! hahahahaha! oh my god!

1. 5. Exposed/ Consequences-----Sherry had a bad experience once with a retail shop------goddamned famous but refused to pay her coz she din stay for 2 weeks. They wanted to account the new staff for their lost products too. She sent an email to MOM, they din reply. She prepared a letter to be sent to newspaper Straits times FORUM, and was set to spoil the company's reputation if they stubbornly choose not to pay her.
Due to payment being processed, lalalalal~~~~, she would not bother that company anymore. But...
She would like to warn others that not only online, but registered companies may scam people too. So always be careful! It's not mainly about the money, she juz does not condone manipulation. IT'S ABOUT PRINCIPALS! She was a young 17/18 yr old student then. And she disliked EXPLOITATION of young labour before she actually stepped into the real working world! I'M A BITCH WHEN IT COMES TO SUCH STUFF! hahaha!



2. Entertainment- Aunt Agony Trashbin------ To provide silly entertainment. To bring across the idea that ''there are more important things to worry about'', in a light-hearted fashion.








3. The Nun Club- For frenship. For females who believes in being financially-independent and self-sufficient.

( logo still under-generation! hahha! )



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* All pictures below were produced by Aunt Agony Solo Creative production. Aunt Agony Solo Creative production believes in Visual Communication, creativity and out-of-the-box crazy ideas!!!!! The Marketing of Aunt Agony Solo Creative production is managed by DementedNun, SHerry.

The crew consists of:

Taniswaswa- Sherry



Sporty-looking-Aunt Agony Sherry- Sherry



The person who posed and too stuck up- Sherry





Letter to Aunt Agony Sherry:

Hi Aunt Agony Sherry, my name is Taniswaswa! When I have nothing to do, i'd spray white powder on my white hair, and think of days when i can retire from everything and enjoy old age! I'm actually 17, but i desperately wanna look OLDER! Teach me how to look older, Aunt Agony Sherry please!!!!!!

Dear Miss Taniswaswa,

ohhhh..i like your name baby! Sexay!!!! It sounds like Sashay Sashay shayshay man! *winkwink* Unfortunately..i can't really teach u to look that funkyily old baby, buttttttt...i shall teach u how to look like u're 30plus,40.
Hmm...juz follow the styling below k, and u'd do just fine, you young ShayShay little thang!


Age group 30-40s-The ACT ATAS LOOK. Spring Summer Collection 2008.

Instruction 1: Tie your hair up in a bun. And remember to pull ur hair back man...pull it so tight that u have migrane. If you still think that doesn't look old enough, you may proceed to sprinkle white powder on top of your head.



Instruction 2: Use a dull-looking shawl to wrap around your neck. (* oh..sorry man...the person who was posing is like pentium 2, ask her to put on neck, she put on shoulders! ) Make sure that the shawl is not brightly coloured, if not u'd not be SUCCESSFUL in looking old!




Instruction 3: Do not smile! Look stern and serious all the time.





Instruction 4: To add wrinkles, use black marker to draw on top of your forehead.
( *Sorry pic not shown, as you know that the person i asked to pose, was very stuck-up then! )




Instruction 5: Call yourself Auntie Taniswaswa and throw tupperware parties. ( *Sorry, due to Aunt-Agony Sherry feeling lazy then, make to do with headshots! )



Instruction 6: Knit clothes and do balloon magic tricks for children. ( * U may choose to knit one for me too! To show your appreciation that my instructions help! )

So kids!!!! If u need help, hu to call?
YES! AUNT AGONY SHERRY!!!!

I invented a rap for Aunt Agony Sherry too!

Aunt Aunt Auntieeeee, yo
Aunt Aunt Auntieeeee, yo
THe quirky quirky Auntie Sherry helps troubled kids!
Aunt Aunt Auntieeeee!
OOSH!

''Don't be crazy.''

i din drink any alcohol today. I'M NATURALLY LIKE THAT!

Do fishes smile? Yeah. And they WINK too babey.

Aye tell u something hor. i juz realise that i look like a Fish!
Aye..not EVERYONE CAN LOOK LIKE FISH OKAY.

Not bad rite! *winkwink*!


Oh anyway...my fren say this pic ( THE BLACK AND WHITE ONE )damn scary..but then.....i wanna use this to SUCCESSFULLY portray and convince u that i look like a fish...so here it is! coz the other pictures went thru FISH CASTING, and here I am please to inform u THE FINALISTS for the NEW FISH FACE SEARCH 2008 SUMMER COLLECTION! MUSIC PLEASE!