Saturday, October 11, 2008

How to achieve the ACT-ATAS LOOK! ; ) AND THE units of AuntAgony Sherry!

* Yes. I'm on MIA mode. coz I have to concentrate on the new design projects. I'm very happy yet stressed up at the same time. Probably this would be a good thing too. Coz when i was stressed the other time i lost 5kg. New projects would help me in my portfolio, but obligations would force me to be a more responsible person.
To tell you the truth, I designed till there was a blister on my finger due to too much clicking on the mouse or rather, too much tension impressed on the mouse. YES! I'M VERY SERIOUS WHEN IT COMES TO WORK! No joke!( I don't use the stylus all the time ), and i only go back at like after 12am nowadays. including most weekends. hahaha!!!!!!!!
Just need to pardon me for having my cell phone left ''on flat mode'', as in switched off, my msn offline, me forgetting to send you songs or doing little tasks 4 u, or not being able to reply/get back to smses/ calls/ messages/ delay of confirmations on days that we should meet. I think i'm juz really drained. Thank cute!!!! I'd get back to u lovely peeps ASAP! *




The official stuff first....

* Some pictures had been taken down by Sherry, having looked at them once again, and thinking that it's beta-to-remove-them-online due to personal reasons and having consciously registering the fact that blog's e-profile is given more positive exposure. Meticulous Sherry.* The rest of the pictures featured were deemed okay by Sherry. Censorship was done by Sherry.*

Sherry wanna thank Blogstars.org for featuring her and putting her alongside with the other frenly, beautiful featured bloggers. She genuinely appreciates the invite for the workshop on Saturday as well as new frenships and networking made.

The frennly peeps at blogstars.org:

Credits: Group photos shown here were grabbed from Gorgeous Sophia, young lady in black adidas jacket. She's on my navigation link too. : ) Thankz for the pics!



From top, left-right: Sherry accompanied with the beautiful bloggers- Sophia, ''R''-Reiee, Michelle, Janice also known as NaokoSexy.





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And then the FUN STUFF.....


Introducing The Aunt Agony units:



1. Entertainment- Aunt Agony Undercover-----Catching online scams, analyzing the visual, marketing and emotional aspect of online scams thru bimbotic characterization of Aunt Agony Innocent. To expose the potential detrimental damage it would cause people to have. To study to what extent people would go to manipulate others for financial ''black'' profits. To comment on how humorous some online scams are.
hahahah.-----like She once said, ''Hey scammers...u noe u gotta get ready to invest money on scamming u noe, at least do a ''branding'' for the company. Or produce a name-card, or have a registered company email! Not sth like company@yahoo.com.sg. hahaha! hahaha. One needs Capital to scam too!'' And wad the hell? U expect me to reply to a profile of a sketched-picture? hahaha. telling me that u need marketing people to help u with a project? HELLLLLOOOOOOOO.....Don't expect me to reply to a final fantasy figure or hello kitty figure for a job offer rite! Unless u're doing mascot business! hahahahaha! oh my god!

1. 5. Exposed/ Consequences-----Sherry had a bad experience once with a retail shop------goddamned famous but refused to pay her coz she din stay for 2 weeks. They wanted to account the new staff for their lost products too. She sent an email to MOM, they din reply. She prepared a letter to be sent to newspaper Straits times FORUM, and was set to spoil the company's reputation if they stubbornly choose not to pay her.
Due to payment being processed, lalalalal~~~~, she would not bother that company anymore. But...
She would like to warn others that not only online, but registered companies may scam people too. So always be careful! It's not mainly about the money, she juz does not condone manipulation. IT'S ABOUT PRINCIPALS! She was a young 17/18 yr old student then. And she disliked EXPLOITATION of young labour before she actually stepped into the real working world! I'M A BITCH WHEN IT COMES TO SUCH STUFF! hahaha!



2. Entertainment- Aunt Agony Trashbin------ To provide silly entertainment. To bring across the idea that ''there are more important things to worry about'', in a light-hearted fashion.








3. The Nun Club- For frenship. For females who believes in being financially-independent and self-sufficient.

( logo still under-generation! hahha! )



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* All pictures below were produced by Aunt Agony Solo Creative production. Aunt Agony Solo Creative production believes in Visual Communication, creativity and out-of-the-box crazy ideas!!!!! The Marketing of Aunt Agony Solo Creative production is managed by DementedNun, SHerry.

The crew consists of:

Taniswaswa- Sherry



Sporty-looking-Aunt Agony Sherry- Sherry



The person who posed and too stuck up- Sherry





Letter to Aunt Agony Sherry:

Hi Aunt Agony Sherry, my name is Taniswaswa! When I have nothing to do, i'd spray white powder on my white hair, and think of days when i can retire from everything and enjoy old age! I'm actually 17, but i desperately wanna look OLDER! Teach me how to look older, Aunt Agony Sherry please!!!!!!

Dear Miss Taniswaswa,

ohhhh..i like your name baby! Sexay!!!! It sounds like Sashay Sashay shayshay man! *winkwink* Unfortunately..i can't really teach u to look that funkyily old baby, buttttttt...i shall teach u how to look like u're 30plus,40.
Hmm...juz follow the styling below k, and u'd do just fine, you young ShayShay little thang!


Age group 30-40s-The ACT ATAS LOOK. Spring Summer Collection 2008.

Instruction 1: Tie your hair up in a bun. And remember to pull ur hair back man...pull it so tight that u have migrane. If you still think that doesn't look old enough, you may proceed to sprinkle white powder on top of your head.



Instruction 2: Use a dull-looking shawl to wrap around your neck. (* oh..sorry man...the person who was posing is like pentium 2, ask her to put on neck, she put on shoulders! ) Make sure that the shawl is not brightly coloured, if not u'd not be SUCCESSFUL in looking old!




Instruction 3: Do not smile! Look stern and serious all the time.





Instruction 4: To add wrinkles, use black marker to draw on top of your forehead.
( *Sorry pic not shown, as you know that the person i asked to pose, was very stuck-up then! )




Instruction 5: Call yourself Auntie Taniswaswa and throw tupperware parties. ( *Sorry, due to Aunt-Agony Sherry feeling lazy then, make to do with headshots! )



Instruction 6: Knit clothes and do balloon magic tricks for children. ( * U may choose to knit one for me too! To show your appreciation that my instructions help! )

So kids!!!! If u need help, hu to call?
YES! AUNT AGONY SHERRY!!!!

I invented a rap for Aunt Agony Sherry too!

Aunt Aunt Auntieeeee, yo
Aunt Aunt Auntieeeee, yo
THe quirky quirky Auntie Sherry helps troubled kids!
Aunt Aunt Auntieeeee!
OOSH!

''Don't be crazy.''

i din drink any alcohol today. I'M NATURALLY LIKE THAT!