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This is a social act. Well, i believe that when people need some help with their EQ,
you really gotta help them with it.tio boh?
( hahah. de siao de siao, hope people don't noe, then trouble come, pack backside and run away fast! ah la la la la, Think hide and seek ah. omg!!!!!! i don't noe about you, but i think i'm too old for that man! hahaha. wait wait....wait..don't go! not so easy to run one! haha! I'm gonna catch your tail! )
okay..i've set up a professional system for people who really have nutting beta to do, nutting to be joyful and happy about, but spend their time trying to insult others for their blog entries. hahaha. So here's wad i've invented:
An application procedure babey! ( my new playground! heheh! ) ooohhhh..funkay! i like! This inspiration came from ( came after i read ) the recent random message from.......( see below .... in some language lah. )
okay..here it goes! oh yah, for haters, if u're quite free rite, u see below, my pic with the mini christmas hat, u can count the quantity of fur on that thing there! hahaha! Yabadabadoooooo whee!!!!!!! u can print it out too, and i can sign my signature on it for u too! hahaha *kidding!*
And this song is dedicated to haters out there too, it reflects their mood- boredom! See i'm so nice! hahaha! ( self-praise again! )
Lemon Tree - Fools Garden
Application to insult Sherry:
Please put under heading of: Application to insult Sherry
Requirements:
Please send in your CV and resume of your achievements made by insulting others, personal particulars, and attach a recent photograph of yourself. Please do not send in a picture of Hello Kitty/ A Final Fantasy Character or a stock imagery, I would like to reply to an actual existing person. And i believe that each and every human-being would take dignified pride in themselves by genuinely representing themselves when they wanna make significant appeals/ grievances/ speeches about things that are of grave concern TO THEM. oh my god! hahaha. ( I'm building my own FORUM! hahaha. Oh well, if these people wanna give me self-promotion, so be it lor. haha. )
1. Candidates must be determined to insult, results-oriented, ( if your insults have generated you income, please specify, if you have won any award for your insults, please specify too. oh yah! original certificates pls! ), and be very willing to learn ( from mistakes made from their insults. )
2.Candidates must be able to show that they would add value in my marketing project. If Candidates do not demonstrate ability in helping me to gain a specific traffic-quota, candidate would be rejected in his/her application to insult me.
( hahah.Yes i'm selective about insulters too! Best is those really got a lot of free time one! )
3.Candidates who demonstrate potential to add value in my marketing project from their insults would be kept-in-view.
4.Candidates must be willing to commit to retaliate so that it would enable me to gain constant inspiration from their retaliation when i'm running out of ideas of what to write. ( I don't want the ''now u see it, now u don't'' kind! i want the ''now u see it, forever u're with it'' kind!'' )
5.Candidates must specify in their cover letter of why they would like to insult me, why should i let them insult me, why should i show interest in them. ( oh. this one got inspired from the movie ''10 things i hate about u''! hahaha! )
6. Candidates should already have full-knowledge that his/her pictures and identity profile would have a free advertising space in this blog if he/she demonstrate ability to creatively insult and intrigue me, and he/she would benefit my marketing plan.
7. Candidates should be fully aware that any written/verbal personal attack made on his/her application would be registered as evidences, for future or near future-usage.
Candidates should note that any sentences made out of self-defense ( with a twist ) by me, on my side was never vulgar, rowdy or insulting or meant to be detrimental to any party involved. Any verbal/ written attack made on candidate's side is made at his/her own risk. And Candidate was already evidently in the know of what would be the consequences of his/her personal one-sided verbal/ written attack. ( These people just wanna offend others to get themselves into trouble, so be it lor. haha. )
If this sounds very much like you, please write in. I regret that only shortlisted candidates would be replied to shortly. Please do not mail in to check your status of your application. If I have an interest in you and your insults, I would publicize your pictures and your insults on my blog, and it would be read by people from all walks of life, from:
( Not too bad rite! These people would get ''loads of love'' from different people man, leh ! )
Hence, i am absolutely sure that your act would utterly benefit your image and reputation, presently, in the near future, in future. You would definitely be handsomely credited for your act. Thank you for your interest in application. hahaha.
oh my god. Wadeva lah! hahaha!
Sorry, i've been m.i.a from msn for quite a long time! Been busy with things!
i'd ''appear'' once i'm free alright! merry xmas in advance! haha!
Anyway...i don't think that profile pic belongs to her/him. it's juz a stock imagery i guess! Anyway Merry Xmas everyone! : )
gotta go and visit my dentist now!
tata!
Compulsivecyanide.blogspot.com believes in reacting cooly to everything, and making use of every single second. okay...here here..! my coolest picture here!
ah there u go! i noe u like it! don't bluff! *winkwink! hahaha!
Compulsivecyanide.blogspot.com wanna thank insulters, haters and critics for inspiring her to generate interesting posts for her to talk about, and for contributing to traffic, being her voluntary marketing tools, and being part of her marketing plan.
Thanks for contributing your time and commitment to me even though u hate me ( i don't noe why, but i don't even noe u people! Weird! haha! ) !!!!!
Merry Xmas!
-Sherry-
